Funny Shit!
 

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed the mall
sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some
special sandals I think you would be interested in.. Dey make you wild at
sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on".

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In
the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming,

YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

that's a lot of text :helpme

I lose train of thought after 2 lines of text

lol..:glugglug