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Project-Shadow 09-04-2003 10:47 AM

Girls Enchanted By Sorcery Brooms
 
http://www.bettydodson.com/vibratorsorcerybrooms.htm

MUGGLETOWN, USA -- The "Harry Potter" toy broomstick from Mattel has a vibrating feature that has proven to be popular with teenage girls. The "Nimbus 2000" is a plastic battery-powered replica of the broom used in Quidditch matches by J.K. Rowling's boy wizard in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." The $19.99 toy features a "grooved stick and handle for easy riding," according to Toysrus.com, and, "enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects."
The Web site's review section is full of comments from parents who are amazed at the toy's popularity with their young daughters. One mom who bought the broom for her son writes that his sister frequently "fights him over it" and complains that "the batteries drain too fast."

Another notes, "When my 12-year-old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to love it." An equally enthusiastic parent marvels that "even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!"

One astute New Jersey mom says of her daughter: "It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and vibrates... what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

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Yes its old.. but who gives a rats ass!

Rich 09-04-2003 11:02 AM

You've got to be kidding me. :1orglaugh

revbuddylove 09-04-2003 11:03 AM

Mmmmmm satire....
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

MattO 09-04-2003 11:44 AM

http://www.germantourist.com/old.jpg

Scott McD 09-04-2003 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
http://www.germantourist.com/old.jpg
Yoda ??

loverboy 09-04-2003 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Yoda ??

HAHA:1orglaugh

-=HOAX=- 09-04-2003 11:47 AM

That's one old mother fucker...


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