Joke time
 

A drunk menace walks into a bar in old town. He asked the bartender,"Hey, want to hear a polack joke!?" The bartender looks at him seriously and says,"Yeah you can tell me. But let me tell you something. See these two guys next to you?" The drunk goes,"Yeah!?" The bartender says,"These two guys are polacks. And see that dyke bitch right behind you over there?" The drunk goes,"Yeah!?" The bartender goes,"She's pretty big huh? Well shes a polack too. And you know what?" The guy goes ."What?" Bartender goes,"Im a polack too, now do you want to tell the joke?"

**So the dude goes,"FUCK NO, I DONT WANT TO TELL THE JOKE 4 TIMES!!!" ***