what was your most Embarrassing moment ?
 

When I was in a party Friday night I met a girl we started talking

And when I started to hug her, I felt her cock getting big?????.

WHAT THE FUCK:1orglaugh

There is no end to the story, but I hope it wasn't a happyone lol

ok here it goes:

last Internext in Vegas in Jan I was partying every night ,on the second night I was so drunk after the parties(free drinks can be bad sometimes )) I went back to my hotel and went to the tables, at the BJ tables I sat and there were to ladies sitting and playing one on the right and one on the left so I sat in the middle and I was drinking again off course. I started losing money and you know drunk table two ladies we started talking and from bla bla bla one of them asked if I want to come with her to her room so I got up from the table and I see the other lady also getting up she was with us in the elevator, we go to the room and it turns out they were in the same room. I was happy off course and they were " raping me"! when I woke up in the " morning " I didn't even remembered how i got to the room and after 2 hours of sleep I went down for breakfast before going to the show again, I see those two ladies waving at me and laughing and then I saw what a mistake I did they were like 65 years old and I wanted to burry myself couldnhaha146;t eat off course and went to the show like a zombie...

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At least there's no chance you got them pregnant! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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were they good in bed?

You kept their number, right?

At least you didn't woke up in an ice thub with a kidney removed :Graucho

Finish the shemale story im horny :thumbsup

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Sorry to disappoint you
I ran away.
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Ok...I was 16 years old fucking this fine ass bitch and her pussy farted and I about shit my pants didn't know wtf was going on or the fact that a pussy could make that noise I went limp......I know you all know the feeling the first time you here a pussy fart :Graucho

If that girl had a dick, it wasn't her pussy.

I told you I give funny hugs

what do you think?
they go every year on that time to vegas
can't wait for this Internext maybe they will bring
another friend :Graucho

Hmm. Pussy farting, A new niche?
I think so!

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Oz

You must have been druuuuuuuunk :1orglaugh

Actually god knows I've had more embarrassing moments then I care to remember.

But the one that sticks in my mind is when I met the Rev Wizzo and the Deacon Dantopia in person for the first time.

I was a bit nervous to start with.

We all had lunch together at a little Mexican cafe.
Well, I was warring new pants and a new shirt that day. Just trying to look cool and professional. You know trying to be professional.

We had a nice lunch and meeting, no problems. Then we get up to leave the Rev Wizzo points out that a have this size tag/tape stuck to the ass of my pants.

He made some comment about Minnie Perl and her hat with the price tag.

Here I was trying to be professional. So much for first impressions.


It was really no big deal but at the time I was so embarrassed I could have almost died.

Oz

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:Graucho

always thinking practically