Honky Jokes
 

Well, someone asked where the honky jokes are, so, here they go!

Q: What does a Keebler elf and a white person have in common?

A: They both make crackers!


Whats long an white on a white guy? nothing


Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.


Q:how does the hick mom know when her daughter is on the rag??

A: her son\'s dick tastes funny


Q:what do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm??

A: a pimp


Q:Whats the difference between a cracker and a white person?
A:A cracker is less crumbly

Q:What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A: a Twinkie

What do you call 10 white people working on a railroad track?
A pack of crackers!!!!


What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"


What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up hahahahas.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

classics! :thumbsup

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.


only funny one

watch in living color much better white people jokes:321GFY

just wanna get the sig in before lens locks.

lock this thread too :thumbsup

Otherwise its racism locking the other and not this, equal opps for EVERYONE and all that BS :uhoh

I'm with redshoe, dance guido dance

skip strike two...make this 3:1orglaugh

I am just spamming my sig too before it gets locked

I laughed my ass off, and I'm a white girl so it wasn't that hard to do!!
Thank you for making my Monday morning. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Strike 2

enough already.