My penis problem
 

After watching SO MUCH PORN I always can't help but feel that my penis is really, really small.


Like, I feel like someone with an eating disorder. No matter how little someone weighs on a scale, they still think they need to lose weight. I'm still really confident with women, but I've been asked a few times how large it is, and I usually say it's below average.


Yesterday, my friend in Kelowna said she had met a guy with a disfigured penis. He had reconstructive surgery of some kinda on his penis and it was zig-zagged in the middle, but very large. He whipped it out at a party to show off. I said I would do that if I had a large zig zagged penis and she replied that I DO have a big schlong and that most guys at 5 inches or so and I shouldn't be worried.


This got me thinking, maybe the porn did this? I can only cut up so many bang boat movie scenes without thinking "JESUS CHRIST I HAVE A FUCKING TINY PENIS!"


Then I "poled" my current female friend last night to which she replied that I was tied for the largest she'd had, and that it's really retarded to worry about it at my size.


Lexington Steel... well, I won't say anything about that. If he could take his erect penis off, you could literally club someone to death with that.

The only penis problem I have is that it's so big it splashes in the water when I sit down to take a shit.

Your penis sprung a leak and was last seen being towed away.

Hahahaha!!!!

You have a small dick.. she was just trying to make you feel better.

I have a small dick and I'm comfortable with it. It works.

i can offer you a slightly used penis pump

What percentile are you in?

http://www.average-penis.com/kinsey.html

this should help you make up your mind.

My friend had one, he was obsessed with the thing. Didn't work though.. some times he said he used it until his cock almost bled. Yes.. we talk about these things.

According to that I'm average. I bet the guy who made that is 6" and wants everyone to think that he's average :1orglaugh

Oh, well, like I said, on the chart, no matter how "bigger than average" I score, I always think I have a small penis. It's the whole eating-disorder like thing. If I don't have one as big as Lexington Steel, I think I'm tiny. If I don't have the FASTEST computer, it's slow. If I don't have the FASTEST car, it's slow. I know, I've got issues like that! However, I'm a happy person in general still. :)




I wonder how big the guys on Bangboat.com are. I dated a nurse awhile ago who said she gave a.... what's it called... a tube in the end of the dick so that someone doesn't piss themselves... anyways, she said this basketball player was in a car accident and his penis was 3/4 as long as a keyboard soft.

I think most guys spend a lot of time obsessing over the size of their penis. Since we work in the industry, it's only natural that we're exposed to a lot more porn than the average person. For this reason, we begin to have a distorted view of things and assume everyone's packing flashlights.

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Yeah, exactly. I NEVER thought about it before. I've never had a problem or anything where any of my girlfriends have said anything other than GOOD things...


After getting into porn, I assume everyone else is a tripod.

I am going thru this exact thing myself-the more porn I watch the smaller I feel, even though I tape out at 6 inches which is supposed to be average?