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dougeetx 08-23-2003 08:37 AM

Are You A House Nigger?
 
I'm married to a beautiful white woman! I love her soooooo much! In another thread, I was called a "Uncle Tom". Just b/c I'm black and married to a white lady, that doesn't make me a traitor. Anyways, to the brothas (and brotha wannabees...aka Fletch XXX) and sistas out there, if we were living still in the "original" times of slavery, wouldn't you want to be a house ******. Fuck being out there in the cotton field picking cotton. I'm to fucking pretty to be juicy fruit black! I don't mind saying "massa" if I could stay my black ass indoors and wouldn't have to pick cotton. I might spit in "massa's" food but at least I won't be picking that fucking cotton. So, wouldn't you want to be a house nigga???

Mississippi Massa 08-23-2003 08:39 AM

Yet another ****** consumed with fantasies of having a white woman.

If you didn't understand why negresses spend 10's of millions of dollars a year on hair straightening, skin lightening, thinning out those massive ****** thighs, and nose jobs - you do now. White is beautiful.

rooster 08-23-2003 08:40 AM

I believe in the matters of dating and mating people should stick to their own kind.


White women are very dumb and their minds have been clouded by a jewish run media that says interacial dating is OK.

dougeetx 08-23-2003 08:42 AM

Yall are some misguided muthafuckers! I bet you think fucking your own mom is ok, too.

Corleone 08-23-2003 08:44 AM

:glugglug whats wrong?
:321GFY Mississippi Massa:321GFY

dougeetx 08-23-2003 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
[B]Yet another ****** consumed with fantasies of having a white woman.
Damn Nu-b mutha fucka! You need to spend some time reading older threads b4 you try posting. If you had, you'd known that I'm MARRIED to a white woman and don't have to fantasies about one! Oh yeah! I also have 4 kids with her....STUPID ASS CRACKER! You get the 4 award for today....here you go...

http://www.virginiasummers.com/stfu1.jpg
http://www.virginiasummers.com/stfu2.jpg
http://www.virginiasummers.com/stfu3.jpg
http://www.virginiasummers.com/stfu6.jpg

Corleone 08-23-2003 08:46 AM

first human on earth was black & god in "bruce almighty" is black too ;)
:rainfro

Libertine 08-23-2003 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rooster
I believe in the matters of dating and mating people should stick to their own kind.


White women are very dumb and their minds have been clouded by a jewish run media that says interacial dating is OK.


You remind me of that one song I know, "K-K-K-Klansman".

Makingcoin 08-23-2003 08:47 AM

http://www.blacksonblondes.com/newma...hley/04big.jpg

Martin 08-23-2003 08:47 AM

I'm a ******, he's a ******, she's a ******, we some niggaz, wouldn't you like to be a nigga too..

Libertine 08-23-2003 08:50 AM

Baby was a black sheep. Baby was a whore.
Baby got big and baby get bigger.
Baby get something. Baby get more.
Baby, baby, baby was a rock-and-roll ******.
Oh, look around you, all around you,
riding on a copper wave.
Do you like the world around you?
Are you ready to behave?

Outside of society, they're waitin' for me.
Outside of society, that's where I want to be.

(Lenny!)

Baby was a black sheep. Baby was a whore.
You know she got big. Well, she's gonna get bigger.
Baby got a hand; got a finger on the trigger.
Baby, baby, baby is a rock-and-roll ******.

Outside of society, that's where I want to be.
Outside of society, they're waitin' for me.

(those who have suffered, understand suffering,
and thereby extend their hand
the storm that brings harm
also makes fertile
blessed is the grass
and herb and the true thorn and light)

I was lost in a valley of pleasure.
I was lost in the infinite sea.
I was lost, and measure for measure,
love spewed from the heart of me.
I was lost, and the cost,
and the cost didn't matter to me.
I was lost, and the cost
was to be outside society.

Jimi Hendrix was a ******.
Jesus Christ and Grandma, too.
Jackson Pollock was a ******.
******, ******, ******, ******,
******, ******, ******.

Outside of society, they're waitin' for me.
Outside of society, if you're looking,
that's where you'll find me.
Outside of society, they're waitin' for me.
Outside of society. (Repeat)

Mississippi Massa 08-23-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx


Damn Nu-b mutha fucka! You need to spend some time reading older threads b4 you try posting. If you had, you'd known that I'm MARRIED to a white woman and don't have to fantasies about one! Oh yeah! I also have 4 kids with her....STUPID ASS CRACKER! You get the 4 award for today....here you go...



Your lying, white wimminz chasing, negro ass 40 years ago:



http://www.tnbsolution.com/afn/HungNig/dnpic22.jpg



God how the United States has declined since then.

Corleone 08-23-2003 08:55 AM

http://www.aac.uc.pt/~nerife/klukluxklan.jpg

marcu5 08-23-2003 09:04 AM

http://deathorjail.com/003222.jpg

bringer 08-23-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
first human on earth was black
:rainfro

:1orglaugh

bringer 08-23-2003 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
http://deathorjail.com/003222.jpg
:321GFY

Martin 08-23-2003 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
http://deathorjail.com/003222.jpg
haha..:1orglaugh

bringer 08-23-2003 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mississippi Massa


Don't worry ******, if you can't handle the sad reality of ******dom, there is always Hollywood.

damn, you sure are angry
arent getting laid anymore because your sister left the trailer park and married a blackman?

Mississippi Massa 08-23-2003 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
http://www.aac.uc.pt/~nerife/klukluxklan.jpg
I enjoy cartoons like this just like I get a good laugh out of politically correct Hollywood movies. For example, I was watching a flick the other day about hackers. And who was playing the part of the brilliant lead computer programmer? A ******. If it was reality, the only ******s in the movie would have been the ones stealing the computers from the loading dock. I saw a docudrama about the invention of the internet a while ago too. And of course, a token ****** was affimative actioned into the script. If it was reality, the token ****** would have been sweeping the floor.

I guess if you can't handle the sad reality of ******dom, there is always Hollywood. Or the crack pipe.

Tala 08-23-2003 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer


damn, you sure are angry
arent getting laid anymore because your sister left the trailer park and married a blackman?

:1orglaugh

emthree 08-23-2003 09:19 AM

haha :Graucho

sirrobin 08-23-2003 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
Yet another ****** consumed with fantasies of having a white woman.

If you didn't understand why negresses spend 10's of millions of dollars a year on hair straightening, skin lightening, thinning out those massive ****** thighs, and nose jobs - you do now. White is beautiful.

So how come white women spend more money that that in tanning beds, tanning lotions and tropical beaches trying to get some color ? Seems to me white is not that beautiful

TheJimmy 08-23-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx
.... I don't mind saying "massa" if I could stay my black ass indoors and wouldn't have to pick cotton. I might spit in "massa's" food but at least I won't be picking that fucking cotton. So, wouldn't you want to be a house nigga???

DAMMMMM SKIPPY I would opt for being the house kneegrow too...

fuck that out in the heat picking shit business...

personally I'd think it was just plain smart in any situation to try to get ahead or into better conditions...

being extra nice or saying 'yes massa' wouldn't be like having to kill a brother to get the job, so imo...it'd be jussssssss fine....


:thumbsup :thumbsup


but I'm sure you can understand the phrase "misery loves company" it's true in any group....

SMG 08-23-2003 09:31 AM

blacks like to steal both wives and tvs ... its natural so just move this to kkkforums.com or somethin:321GFY

Theo 08-23-2003 09:33 AM

im "blacker" than all of you

NelsonN 08-23-2003 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
Why yyou call me coloured!
I'm laughing my ass out and I'm white.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bringer 08-23-2003 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NelsonN


I'm laughing my ass out and I'm white.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

better change your depends

Mississippi Massa 08-23-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
first human on earth was black
:rainfro

Calm down sambo, you'll hurt your wrist. I can just see you beating off while repeating that over and over again.

:1orglaugh

Don't forget the Egyptians were black. And they flew too. That is until evil whitey stole all their rich black culture for himself.

:1orglaugh

bigdog 08-23-2003 09:52 AM

white woamen today are also getting butt implants they want that ethnic booty

Jakke PNG 08-23-2003 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigdog
white woamen today are also getting butt implants they want that ethnic booty
Only in america, only in america...

eiht_98 08-23-2003 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Only in america, only in america...
can't agree more

Mississippi Massa 08-23-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigdog
white woamen today are also getting butt implants they want that ethnic booty
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/livin...ft_020129.html

14 - 15 a YEAR, even in LA.. the plastic surgery capital of the world.

10 of those 15 are beaner whores trying to look like J.Lo.

The rest? Well.. its not like white people can't be ******s too. Its just that the occurance of ******dom in the white population is much lower than in, well, ******s.

The exception rather than the rule one might say.

Ic3m4nZ 08-23-2003 10:12 AM

Not cool.

bringer 08-23-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Only in america, only in america...
http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/funny7/cb.jpg

TDF 08-23-2003 10:43 AM

too bad statistics have proven that whhite people will be the minority in america within the next 20 years ...enjoy the white world as you know it gutterboy :)

KingK7 08-23-2003 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer


http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/funny7/cb.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TDF 08-23-2003 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Makingcoin
http://www.blacksonblondes.com/newma...hley/04big.jpg


sometimes I wish i were white...maybe I wouldnt get turned down from getting pussy :(

KingK7 08-23-2003 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Not cool.
Yeah, kinda like your SWOIT sig, n00b.


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