Decode my dream....
 

I keep having dreams off and on that my fiance gets pregnant and has a kid. The first few dreams were nice, we would take the kid out, go shopping for kid things and what not... But lately she has had the kid, and I miss everything. Pop out comes the kid, and next thing I know it's no longer an infant, but a teenager brat.

WTF does this mean?

run

dont work so much, you're gonna miss your kid growing up :)

It all comes down to repressed homosexual desires....
...But seriously I think the guy above me said it best :thumbsup

Are you hitting on me?

Agree. That's the logical answer.

:winkwink:

You're homo :winkwink:

I think it means that you're kid will be the spawn of Satan...And as an infant will secretly sabotage you one day, causing you to tumble down a flight of stairs. Thus causing you to go into a deep coma for 15 years. When you wake up, the child will have taken over the entire Western Hemisphere + a small village in Etheopia. An angel of God will appear, commanding you to rid the world of your evil son. He will also give you a buy one get one free coupon from Subway. When you go to Subway, you will meet a reformed crackhead named Odell. He is really Jesus. Listen to him.

Of course, I could be wrong...

First of all go see a pshyciatrist, Fences can't get pregnant :thumbsup

This probably means that you want to go shopping and stuff for a kid that you want to have with your fence (freak).

This part of your dream is simple, your fence thinks you talk shit hence the 'poop' reference, and, well lets be honest here, you are somewhat of a prat yourself :thumbsup

So in summary...

1) You want to have a kid
2) You work to much but your fence things you talk a lot of shit and act like a prat.

no need to thank me this was a free service :thumbsup

Run faster :helpme

too much fishing

:1orglaugh

Forget your meds today?

your sperm is no good, you can't have kids :(

How would you know?