Pick-Up Lines
 

Hey ladies, share the best pick-up line you have ever heard?

I usualy use this one:
"Hi, hi u doing? "

It damn fucking works.

I'm a guy, but what do you think of this:I'm not fred flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

are you a door,cause i could bang you all day





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I think you meant:
"How you doin'?" and yeah it does fucking work :thumbsup

" Do you have change ? "

:thumbsup

"Hey! Do you have the time?!"

What about, "I know you must be tired b/c you've been walking through my mind all day!"

"u want some chowda or a chowda like substance in you?"

Hi, Do you want to play Army??

I will lay down and you can blow the hella outta me.

Do you like camping?

Fuck you, I do this for a living.

It works. Throws em way off, and let's me know if she's a blow drier totin premadonna.

"If this beer tasted as good as you look, my kidneys would explode within the hour"

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven...

"I have an "F," a "C," and a "K." All I need is "U"

:Graucho

Good one.

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows

Whats a place like this doing around a nice girl like you.

I just tell the bitches i'm a suave frenchie and they come a knockin.

Best pickup line

I am rich

"rape is free"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?"
- "Because I can see myself in your pants."

just got a new shirt that say's:
"Too Busy to Fcuk"
and they start with me.... :thumbsup

I think any halfway decent looking girl over the age of 18 has probably heard just about every pick-up line we could make up here -- and some we wont.

Do they work?

When they do, I doubt its the pickup line that helped you.... well, the words themselves anyway.

Maybe it did because you made her laugh with such an cliche pick up line... maybe because you're really good looking, maybe because she digs your style or confidence... or maybe because she noticed you have a 12" cock (or a big wad of money) stuffed in your pants....

...any one of those can win the girl if she you have a shred of hope with her.


So if you are going to use cliche pickup lines just so she will notice your sense of humor, good looks, style, confidence, wad of money or 12" cock.....

I suggest you just stick with the most cliche pickup line there is...


Hey baby, whats your sign? :Graucho

"Is that a mirror on your zipper- cause I can see my face in your pants......."

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, Fried, or fertilzized.


" You have the cutest face I will ever cum across"-