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Juicy D. Links 08-19-2003 05:19 AM

Biggest regret In my life....
 
Picking up that first cigarrette 9 years ago.


I sometimes wake up from a bad day of smoking alot and have like trouble breathing a little :(

Kapitan Ivanov 08-19-2003 05:21 AM

Stop smoking.

Juicy D. Links 08-19-2003 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Stop smoking.
capitan crunch

swedguy 08-19-2003 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Stop smoking.
I concur.

Kapitan Ivanov 08-19-2003 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


capitan crunch

Cigarette filters are made from the anal fur of mountain goats.

Juicy D. Links 08-19-2003 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov

Cigarette filters are made from the anal fur of mountain goats.

:1orglaugh

Feivel 08-19-2003 05:35 AM

try to stop smoking

:thumbsup

flashfreak 08-19-2003 06:15 AM

smoke is baad for a guido.

Matt_WildCash 08-19-2003 06:30 AM

My Uncle smoked all his life and his life was cut short at 65.

Listen to your body and stop smoking man, before you really start regreting it.

SkyWalker 08-19-2003 07:33 AM

yes, just stop

Fabuleux 08-19-2003 09:29 AM

It's hard, please :helpme

american pervert 08-19-2003 09:31 AM

www.10packs.com

Fabuleux 08-19-2003 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by american perv
www.10packs.com
Thanks, that helps a lot.

Lane 08-19-2003 09:36 AM

I made my mom and my uncle quit smoking. They always thank me for that.

Find people to support you for quitting, and it will be easy.

KRL 08-19-2003 09:36 AM

One of my biggest regrets was when I had the opportunity to invest in Microsoft's IPO in March of '86. I remember telling my stockbroker, are you nuts? You think I'm going to invest $100K in a company run by a bunch of freaky nerds that look like they belong to some kind of 60's hippie cult.

http://www.anetek.com/Microsoft1978.jpg

http://www.microsoft.com/msft/download/IPOmoneycalc.xls

That investment would have been worth about $35 Million today.

:ak47: Missed the boat on that one. Biiiigggg mistake.

TheJimmy 08-19-2003 09:38 AM

you can quit if you want...

I never thought I could either...

it's been a year and half or so now and it's a piece of cake...

PS: I smoked a pack a day from the time I was 13 till I was 30-something....so it wasn't a casual habit I had to kick...



get the patch, use for the first few days, then just chew gum & drink tea like a mofo and after about 2-3 weeks it's a breeze....oh and lay off the booze & coffee for a while...

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Fletch XXX 08-19-2003 09:42 AM

If I can quit smoking cigarettes anyone can.

Cold turkey baby. 97. 2 packs of Menthols a day.

Just put it down and dont fucking look back.

Its harder than anything else in the world. I have uncles who were on heroin for years and told me quitting cigs is harder than heroin.

'its our troubles that define us, and the hardships we endure.'

good luck juicy, i know you can do it.

Trev_UK 08-19-2003 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyWalker
yes, just stop
LOL :1orglaugh

I like that.... 'just stop' like it's anything like just sitting or just scratchin' your ass... It aint that simple lemme tell you... I've just quit and I just wanna hurt people... and I mean ALOT!!! lol :1orglaugh


But it's the best thing I've ever done, and I'm with TheJimmy on the patch... made the nightmare a little softer

clubsexy 08-19-2003 09:45 AM

I quit in about 1992 the patch was brand new then. I was a cranky son of a bitch, but I am really glad I quit. There were 3 other smokers in the house and no one even had the decency to not blow the shit in my face!

Good luck for sure! :thumbsup

KRL 08-19-2003 09:46 AM

Juicy, I'll tell you how to quit real fast.

Take a small box about half the size of a shoebox.

Cut one small round hole in each end and fill the box with cotton balls.

Put a small plastic tube in one hole and your cig in the other.

Smoke your sig now with the cotton filled box acting as a filter to trap everything.

Do this for 7 days.

Open the box at the end of the week.

Keep repeating weekly until what you see in the box reaches the point where you get so grossed out seeing what smoking does to your lungs.

I built one of these in a science class in high school and helped an uncle who used to smoke 4 packs a day to quit using this technique.

TheJimmy 08-19-2003 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev_UK


LOL :1orglaugh

I like that.... 'just stop' like it's anything like just sitting or just scratchin' your ass... It aint that simple lemme tell you... I've just quit and I just wanna hurt people... and I mean ALOT!!! lol :1orglaugh


But it's the best thing I've ever done, and I'm with TheJimmy on the patch... made the nightmare a little softer


Congrats man! the wanting to fuck people up gets better in a few days if I recall correctly...


...I also wanted to kill people for the first day or so...but I try not to focus on how fucked that first few days were....





I looked at it like just being willing to inflict a self-imposed nasty cold on myself for a week....be willing to feel like shit for 1-2 weeks so you can feel better afterwards....

Trev_UK 08-19-2003 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy



Congrats man! the wanting to fuck people up gets better in a few days if I recall correctly...


...I also wanted to kill people for the first day or so...but I try not to focus on how fucked that first few days were....





I looked at it like just being willing to inflict a self-imposed nasty cold on myself for a week....be willing to feel like shit for 1-2 weeks so you can feel better afterwards....

Yeah I know it's all going to be worth it, I've also got a major reason to stop, my wifes pregnant and I aint having my baby (born or unborn) sucking in the crap that I've been swallowing for the last 15 years... this is a must.... even if I do feel like hittin people :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 08-19-2003 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev_UK


LOL :1orglaugh

I like that.... 'just stop' like it's anything like just sitting or just scratchin' your ass... It aint that simple lemme tell you... I've just quit and I just wanna hurt people... and I mean ALOT!!! lol :1orglaugh


I just stopped.

I woke up Halloween morning 1997 from a night of all night bartending and debauchery.

Woke up vomiting, craving a cigarette.

Lit the first one and started puking threw it in the toilet and have never smoked since.

If you WANT TO, you can.

If you arent ready to, you wont.

I wanted to and did.

If you cant 'JUST STOP' you dont want to.

period.

Trev_UK 08-19-2003 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

If you cant 'JUST STOP' you dont want to.

period.

Your nearly right... I don't want to but have


I might not want to but I do need to... hey I enjoyed smoking but I got to forget that now and enjoy something else...

Peter Romero 08-19-2003 10:14 AM

Quit 3 years ago today.

Only regret in my life is smoking - that speaks vollumes - remember, I'm a pornographer.

Smoke or not... the craving will go away.

Sure you will put on weight, but at least you will be able to walk up stairs without passing out. If you don't smoke, then you can sleep without waking up in the middle of the night from coughing. Pasta will taste better... everything will taste better... pussy too!!!

In fact, you can fuck longer because then you wont be outta breath when you get to a hard pounding that girl guido ass!!!

Contact me if you need help - seriously - rgarcia at socal dot rr dot com

Makingcoin 08-19-2003 10:15 AM

Happy I never started smoking.

Obie Trice 08-19-2003 10:17 AM

You are not in good shape that's bad.

Stop smoking.

serious 08-19-2003 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
One of my biggest regrets was when I had the opportunity to invest in Microsoft's IPO in March of '86. I remember telling my stockbroker, are you nuts? You think I'm going to invest $100K in a company run by a bunch of freaky nerds that look like they belong to some kind of 60's hippie cult.

http://www.anetek.com/Microsoft1978.jpg

http://www.microsoft.com/msft/download/IPOmoneycalc.xls

That investment would have been worth about $35 Million today.

:ak47: Missed the boat on that one. Biiiigggg mistake.

that fucking blows

Juicy D. Links 08-19-2003 10:29 AM

I am going to look for a hypnotist

Tried acupuncture 2 years ago quit for 4 months


The problem is that after i kick it doggystle to a fine big boobed brunette i like to smoke a cig , and i cant give up doggystyle ruffff ruffff rufffff

Peter Romero 08-19-2003 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I am going to look for a hypnotist

Tried acupuncture 2 years ago quit for 4 months


The problem is that after i kick it doggystle to a fine big boobed brunette i like to smoke a cig , and i cant give up doggystyle ruffff ruffff rufffff

when you don't smoke, you can pound that guido lady ass longer and not have to stop and bark, cough, bark, cough... rest, fuck.

wargames 08-19-2003 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Picking up that first cigarrette 9 years ago.


I sometimes wake up from a bad day of smoking alot and have like trouble breathing a little :(

Me to bro. 30-40 smokes a day. I tried the patch gum and soon the pill (hopefully it helps):thumbsup

flashfreak 08-19-2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I am going to look for a hypnotist

Tried acupuncture 2 years ago quit for 4 months


The problem is that after i kick it doggystle to a fine big boobed brunette i like to smoke a cig , and i cant give up doggystyle ruffff ruffff rufffff

I can recommend you a good one: Count Spankula
www.hypnogirls.com :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 08-19-2003 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wargames


Me to bro. 30-40 smokes a day. I tried the patch gum and soon the pill (hopefully it helps):thumbsup

Zyban? I was on that also made me into a zombie

SENSEX 08-19-2003 11:13 AM

Trying to quit smoking is the toughest thing to do. Im 26 and have been smoking 13 years! Half my life... And that really scares me sometimes. Ive tried to quit at least 8 or 9 times but I just cant seem to stop.

TheJimmy 08-19-2003 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev_UK


Yeah I know it's all going to be worth it, I've also got a major reason to stop, my wifes pregnant and I aint having my baby (born or unborn) sucking in the crap that I've been swallowing for the last 15 years... this is a must.... even if I do feel like hittin people :1orglaugh


that rocks, and congrats on the soon to be new addition to your household!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

that was also a MAJOR influence on why I quit...I put them down about 4 months after the woman got pregnant...



I'd NEVER want my kid to see me sucking on a cancer stick, so that one day laying in a hospital bed dying of cancer he'd go "why didn't you want to stay around long enough to see me graduate from High School Daddy? never see my grandchildren...never see me get married..."


those were harsh enough images for me to quit...

Strife 08-19-2003 11:29 AM

quit smoking than

Marcus 08-19-2003 11:29 AM

what happened to the pills you were taking to quit smoking?

dantheman 08-19-2003 11:31 AM

I quit feb 5th 2001, started back in oct of 2002 at a wailers concert(i was fu#ked up:) been smoking ever since:( On sept 1st this year I will put them down for the last time.


GOOD LUCK Juicy, I'll let you know how I'm doing :thumbsup

FrankWhite 08-19-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
If I can quit smoking cigarettes anyone can.

Cold turkey baby. 97. 2 packs of Menthols a day.

Just put it down and dont fucking look back.

Its harder than anything else in the world. I have uncles who were on heroin for years and told me quitting cigs is harder than heroin.

'its our troubles that define us, and the hardships we endure.'

good luck juicy, i know you can do it.

its easy for you :) you smoke weed !

GrimShawn 08-19-2003 11:38 AM

has it caused any growth problems?

Peter Romero 08-19-2003 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman
I quit feb 5th 2001, started back in oct of 2002 at a wailers concert(i was fu#ked up:) been smoking ever since:( On sept 1st this year I will put them down for the last time.


GOOD LUCK Juicy, I'll let you know how I'm doing :thumbsup

Don't wait to quit, it wont get any easier. The thing that helped me most is looking at a little cigarette as ruling my life - how depressing is that?

Just_Dave 08-19-2003 12:13 PM

im glad i never picked one up in my life

dantheman 08-19-2003 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy


Don't wait to quit, it wont get any easier. The thing that helped me most is looking at a little cigarette as ruling my life - how depressing is that?


I HAVE to set a date to stop. AT least it worked last time :)

Fletch XXX 08-19-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doomed


its easy for you :) you smoke weed !

This is true.

But as any smoker will tell you, they are not the same, and I still get cigarette cravings.

I have friends who smoke, hell most of them do and I fight off the cravings like the rest of you.

It never goes away.

Yeah I smoke some herbs, but I dont chain smoke menthols and spend 5 bucks a pack times 2 a day. I dont have ashtrays all around me, my clothes dont stink like cigarettes, ( i threw away most of my clothes when I quit because I couldnt get the smell out)

;)

Peter Romero 08-19-2003 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman



I HAVE to set a date to stop. AT least it worked last time :)

Actually, you are right. Shame on me. If someone told me to quit, I would tell them that I will stop when I'm GOD DAMN GOOD AND READY!!! Whenever man, I'm with you, you can do it.


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