Stay away from the Brown Recluse Spider
 

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Brown Recluse

Yummy!
I'm going to step out and make myself a sandwich.

i got bit by one of those once... my foot more than doubled in size

Okay I can see it now,,,,,,,,,,

Penis Enlargement that really works!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit that must hurt

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:( Damn

Thats some rough shit, I had to kill a BRS that was chillin in the doorway at my moms house. No bites here, I smashed that shit with a shoe :1orglaugh

how do you know when a spider is "chillin" ?:winkwink:

Gnarly.

i killed one once. scared the shit out of me. those fuckers can jump! :feels-hot

nasty, we have tons of hobos (aggressive house spiders) here and I have my house sprayed every 3 months to stop them.

These little fuckers run after you and they are big and very dangerous. From July through September is when they start showing up inside peoples houses.

http://www.hobospider.org

http://www.srv.net/~dkv/hobospider/i...s/malehob2.jpg

I went to the store tonight and when I opened my garage door and backed out one dropped on the hood of my car, It was fun watching it fly off as I whiped around the corner. :1orglaugh

Oooh, GFY is really odd with the images turned off.

Followed some links from that. Check this out:

Capture & Removal of Individual spiders.
An unwanted tarantula can be removed by gently sweeping it into a dustpan, dropping it into a large paper/plastic bag, and releasing outside. Tarantulas have notoriously bad vision so this method is safe. This primarily applies to people living west of the Mississippi River.

Personally I gotta say, if you're a tarantula and you're in my house, meet Mr .45 and consider yourself lucky they won't sell me anything bigger.

That's also why I keep a cat around the house.

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Great, now I'm sitting indian style in my chair for the rest of the night. Gonna give the sheets a triple shaking before bed.

Haha Yes.. These spiders suck bad..

Hobos came into the port on a boat in washington from europe.. thus the name hobo...

Theres also a gigantus version of that, I have caught a few of them, about twice the size of the normal hobo...

These things are a fucking menace... I stomp on em every time I see one..

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Tarantulas aren't really a problem but brown recluse and brown spiders definitely are, ugh.

So the tarantulas have something to eat?

SpaceAce

I will!

I second that!

lol i looking around my feet

arrhh thanx

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Better them than the Brown Recluse. Hopefully they are eating the same food supply.

A bunch brown recluses moved through our neighborhood once several years ago. They were all over our house. My roomate got bit by one that was inside a shirt when he put it on. His tit swelled up pretty big, and he went to the hospital that night. Scary shit.

But...yeah...it does provide free temporary penis and breast enlargements!

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Not really, both bites cause the same reaction. just the recluses are in the south and the hobos are in the nw area.

Here is a map

http://hobospider.org/necromap.jpg

This spider was just hanging out on the wall right next to the front door, I could tell by the way that he was just chillin, he thought he was something, but my little brother's shoe was also right next to the door on the other side... and the spider met it face to face.

Generally it's not my thing to kill spiders, but I make exceptions for the poisonous ones. The other spiders keep the general insect population down, and they make much less noise then crickets, and aren't quite as disgusting as roaches.

spiders bring good luck