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MrPopup 08-18-2003 09:30 PM

Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Blackout
 
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http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtri...reaking_5.html

Al Qaida claims responsibility for blackout

SPECIAL TO WORLD TRIBUNE.COM
Monday, August 18, 2003
Al Qaida's Abu Hafs Brigades has claimed responsibility for the blackout last week in the Northeast and Midwest United States. A communiqué by the Abu Hafs Brigades made reference to Operation Quick Lightning in the Land of the Tyrant of this Generation."

It was published as "the third communiqué by the "Brigades."

In the first, they accepted responsibility for the downing of an airplane in Kenya. The second accepted responsibility for the Jakarta bombing of the Marriott hotel on August 5, 2003.

The new communiqué says that in compliance with the orders of Osama bin Laden to strike at the American economy, the Brigades struck two important electricity supply targets on the East coast, according to the Middle East Media Research Institute. The Brigades say that they cannot reveal how they did it, because they will probably have to use the same method again soon. The communiqué also claimed that the operation was meant as a present for the Iraqi people.

The following are excerpts from a report by the London-based Arabic daily Al-Hayat about the communiqué: [1]

The Blackout was 'a Realization of Bin Laden's promise to offer the Iraqi people a present'
"A communiqué attributed to Al Qaeda claimed responsibility for the power blackout that happened in the U.S. last Thursday, saying that the brigades of Abu Fahes Al Masri had hit two main power plants supplying the East of the U.S., as well as major industrial cities in the U.S. and Canada, 'its ally in the war against Islam (New York and Toronto) and their neighbors.'
"The communiqué assured that the operation 'was carried out on the orders of Osama bin Laden to hit the pillars of the U.S. economy,' as 'a realization of bin Laden's promise to offer the Iraqi people a present.'


'The Americans lived a black day they will never forget'
"The statement, which Al-Hayat obtained from the website of the International Islamic Media Center, didn't specify the way the alleged sabotage was carried out. The communiqué read: 'let the criminal Bush and his gang know that the punishment is the result of the action, the soldiers of God cut the power on these cities, they darkened the lives of the Americans as these criminals blackened the lives of the Muslim people in Iraq, Afghanistan and Palestine. The Americans lived a black day they will never forget. They lived a day of terror and fear? a state of chaos and confusion where looting and pillaging rampaged the cities, just like the capital of the caliphate Baghdad, and Afghanistan and Palestine were. Let the American people take a sip from the same glass.'

'The U.S. will not live in peace until our conditions are met'
"It added: 'we heard amazing statements made by the American and Canadian enemies which have nuclear physics universities and space agencies, that lightning hit and destroyed the two plants. And we are supposed to believe this nonsense. If the blackout occurred in one or two cities, their lie would have been credible. But the fact is that the blackout hit the entire East and part of Canada.'
"The communiqué continued: 'one of the benefits of this strike is that the U.S. will not live in peace until our conditions are met, such as releasing all the detainees including Sheikh Omar Abdulrahman, and getting out of the land of the Muslims, including Jerusalem and Kashmir.'

"The authors of the communiqué said that the strikes aimed at 'hitting the major pillar of the U.S. economy (the Stock Exchange)? [and] the UN, which is opposed to Islam, and is based in New York. It is a message to all the investors that the U.S. is no longer a safe country for their money, knowing that the U.S. economy greatly relies on the trust of the investor?'


'The gift of Sheikh Osama Bin Laden is on its way to the White House'
"The communiqué mentioned that some economists said the blackout in the U.S. and Canada would cost the U.S. Treasury no less than ten billion U.S. dollars and in order to 'break the hearts of U.S. officials, just know that the cost paid by the Moujahideen to sabotage the power plants was a mere seven thousand dollars. Die of sorrow!'
"The communiqué ended with: 'we tell the Muslims that this is not the awaited strike, but it is called the war of skirmishes (to drain the enemy), and that the American snakes are enormous and need to be consumed and weakened to be destroyed. We tell the people of Afghanistan and Kashmir that the gift of Sheikh Osama bin Laden is on its way to the White House; then the gift of Al Aqsa, and do we know what is the gift of Al Aqsa, where and when? The answer is what you are seeing!'

[1] Published in English on Dar Al-Hayat website, August 18, 2003, http://english.daralhayat.com/arab_n...552/story.html

jasonir 08-18-2003 09:33 PM

They wish. Send this crap into Coast to Coast AM.

LiveDose 08-18-2003 09:34 PM

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"I'm a tool"...

Spunky 08-18-2003 09:36 PM

Bunk! It started in Ohio being overloaded due to the heat.

angelsofporn 08-18-2003 09:37 PM

i believe every word of it..i'm selling my istes and moving to a kibbutz

Babaganoosh 08-18-2003 09:39 PM

Gee, am I the only one that saw this thread coming?

liquidmoe 08-18-2003 09:40 PM

I got banned from a kibbutz.. all I can say was that it involved a goat and some K-Y and well... :Graucho

DarkBob 08-18-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
They wish. Send this crap into Coast to Coast AM.
actually, the guest that will be on coast to coast tonight says it was due to Tesla experiments the US military was conducting.

KC 08-18-2003 09:42 PM

This just in......... EXTRA EXTRA...


"KC CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ROTATION OF EARTH!!!"


READ ALL ABOUT IT!

liquidmoe 08-18-2003 09:47 PM

Actually its because the power stations in the US dont have failover by pass connections so that if a power station goes it can't be by passed, instead it will overload its neighbors and cause a nice little chain reaction as we saw. Thanks to electrical engineering of the 1920's. :thumbsup

jasonir 08-18-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkBob

actually, the guest that will be on coast to coast tonight says it was due to Tesla experiments the US military was conducting.


Yee-Ha! It never ends.

hottoddy 08-18-2003 09:50 PM

It took those "tape recorder bandits" 3 whole days to think it up. In all fairness, it probably took that long for the news to reach their holes. Pathetic.

Troels 08-18-2003 10:49 PM

:)
How can you take this stuff seriously?

Bush - it's gonna be a name for the history books!

Doctor Dre 08-18-2003 11:15 PM

That's just bullshit ... I would say I did it too if I was them .

SLY1 08-18-2003 11:18 PM

BULLSHIT!:321GFY

Trent Edison 08-18-2003 11:25 PM

Arent Bin Laden was killed in a drunken brawl near one of the arabian bars last month?

Xplicit 08-18-2003 11:31 PM

:thumbsup

Bucho 08-18-2003 11:40 PM

oh - yeah - and JFK and Hoffa, right?


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