My car wont start
 

Ok, I guess it finnaly gave up on me. The fucker wont start, I had to leave it where it was parked :feels-hot

You can make a donation for my new car, ICQ me for my bank account. I dont want paypal shit, just wires. Thanks.

I've been to Portugal on this vacation, and let me just tell you guys that the women there has mustaches..... They are the worst ones in the world....

Whats the matter with it?

:eek7

It won't start...

You sir, are a fucktard :321GFY

http://portuguesas.maisonx.com/ptm/03/MarisaCruz008.jpg

http://portuguesas.maisonx.com/ptf/0...Serrano088.jpg

Now STFU and give me some money.

change the starter

Do you have gaz in Portugal? Maybe that's your problem.

I would say alternator or starter problem.. could just be a dead spot in the starter..

but that's coming from a girl, so pay no attention, please.

Kick the tires and check the oil.

Do you have electricity in Canada? :smokin

Ok...since people want to be helpful here, the first thing we need to know is if the engine cranked over or not.

Ok, I now believe that there are 2 portuguese women that are not ugly......

Trying to troubleshoot..could be a battery,starter,poor connections etc

maybe the FLUX CAPACITOR is broken!

I wasnt expecting help, are you feelling ok? I guess it's the starter, I'll take a look at it on monday. Thanks for the tips guys and gals, but noone sent money :( I'll get the car fixed, but it really is time to get a new one.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Problem solved!!!!

Take a hammer and hit the side of it.its a sign the brushes are almost finished,try your connections while your under there.they could have come loose

Ohhhh. Trust me. In Quebec we have plenty of it :glugglug

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were those pics of Portugese women or something? what was the point there?

Yes.

ill give ya a free swoit sig

Guess what? I went there today just to see if the car would start... and it did! Aha! Back to work now, must buy a new car.

beggers cant be choosers

Bang on your starter with a crow bar a few times.. works wonders... Also clean your battery terminals

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Tuga: what car you got?

I was wondering why noone asked that :winkwink:
Nissan Micra ehehe , back to work so I can buy a Porsche.