GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - New definiton of "networking"

So there I was coding HTML today, and all of the sudden:

132516819 (4:50 PM) :
hello

30144710 (4:50 PM) :
hi

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:50 PM) :
how u doing?

30144710 (4:50 PM) :
good, thanks :)

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:51 PM) :
great.
we are about to launch our affiliate site next week which will feature content, pics, vids, hosted galleries, comprehensive links and much more. would you be interested?

30144710 (4:51 PM) :
LOL, are you spamming me ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:52 PM) :
this is networking.

30144710 (4:53 PM) :
whats the site URL ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:53 PM) :
we are upgrading the affiliate site to V2 so it's not operational right now.
i am gathering email links of webmasters, so i'll notify everybody once we launch, how about you give me your email address? or you can add yourself from luce's page right now. - bottom
http://www.luceblu.com/webmasters_eng.php

30144710 (4:55 PM) :
where did you get my ICQ ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:56 PM) :
i had you on icq. we run gabrio.com and perfy.com MGP aswell

30144710 (4:56 PM) :
I have never heard about these sites.

30144710 (4:57 PM) :
I think you are SPAMMING ME !!

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:57 PM) :
i am not. this is serious opportunity for webmasters, if you want, you try us out, if not, no problems, just you won't ever know if we were worth a try!

30144710 (4:58 PM) :
hahaha

30144710 (4:58 PM) :
130 daily spam mails that i get claim the same

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:58 PM) :
this is no joke. sorry but i am working.

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:59 PM) :
okay fine with me. then dont try us.

30144710 (4:59 PM) :
no shit ?
what do you think I was doing before you started spamming me ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (4:59 PM) :
i have no idea.

30144710 (5:00 PM) :
here's a hit: I WAS WORKING TOO

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:00 PM) :
ok then lets both get back to work.

have a nice day.

30144710 (5:00 PM) :

wait. i'm just a sexy girl

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:01 PM) :
well?

30144710 (5:02 PM) :
Is your site going to offer any flapjacks to the surfers ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:03 PM) :
i see you're kidding me. bye.

30144710 (5:04 PM) :
why ? I'm serious man

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:05 PM) :
we're not gonna offer flapjacks to our visitors.

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:05 PM) :
just content, pics, vids, wallpapers, ecards and more.

30144710 (5:05 PM) :
why not ? ist't it a must nowadays ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:06 PM) :
hmmm i dont think so. you do?

30144710 (5:06 PM) :
what is yor name ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:06 PM) :
my name is Gabrio

30144710 (5:07 PM) :
Hi Gabrio !!

30144710 (5:07 PM) :
I'm Erica from Texas

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:07 PM) :
nice to meet you then. strange cuz i see another name on this icdq.

30144710 (5:08 PM) :
do you wan't sign up and promote my dialer program ?

30144710 (5:08 PM) :
we have just installed new lines in Nicaragua

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:08 PM) :
not really. we offer dialer for our paysites with nocreditcard.com that goes straight to our member areas.

30144710 (5:09 PM) :
Bah, our dialer is the best one !! We resell for Jesus Dialer Inc.

30144710 (5:09 PM) :
I'm making 10.000$ a day promoting it

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:09 PM) :
well i only use dialer for going to our member areas.

30144710 (5:10 PM) :
What processor do you use ?

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:10 PM) :
10.000 $is not real unless u RUN actually the diaqler. that could be,. not if u use it on ur site only.

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:10 PM) :
ccbill, epoch, PSW

30144710 (5:10 PM) :
haha, it's VERY real - cause it's Jesus Dialer

30144710 (5:11 PM) :
You should take down you ccbill, epoch, PSW signup pages and offers surfers Jesus Dialer

30144710 (5:11 PM) :
BLING BLING BABY !!

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:11 PM) :
yeah right. then ill have a hell-of-money
lol

30144710 (5:11 PM) :
yes

Team Perfecto Gabrio (5:11 PM) :
thanks for your time anyway. have a nice day.

30144710 (5:12 PM) :
wait.
30144710 (5:12 PM) :

you don't believe me ?

30144710 (5:13 PM) :
i'm just a sexy girl

30144710 (5:13 PM) :
this is the office of the united states
federal trade commission

30144710 (5:14 PM) :
YUO = OWNED