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Porn Mickey 08-15-2003 10:20 PM

She is Running for Governor of California! [pic inside]
 
Matrix Content porn Star Mary Carey is Running for Governor of California, right along side of action hero the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger!She wants the government to lay off on "comming down" on the porn industry - an industry that brings in over 23 million dollars of tax revenue to the state per year!

Mary Carey is 22 years-old, born June 15, 1981. Some of you have ties and belts that old. Her weight can fluctuate between 130-136 lbs. In this shoot, Mary's 136. Her measurements: 40-26-36 with a 36DD bra size. Mary lives in South Florida, our backyard, and travels around the country dancing in different clubs. Since this is Mary Carey's debut, we'll kick off with some basics about her.

Favorite movie: Any Given Sunday
Favorite TV show: The Sopranos
Favorite travel spot: San Diego, California
Recreation: "Sex, working out."
Favorite perfume: "I have no sense of smell."
Favorite music: Eminem, Brittany Spears
Least favorite sex position: "69"
Favorite sex position: "On top."

http://www.massive-breast.com/mary-c...ry_carey_1.jpg

tranza 08-15-2003 10:24 PM

She's ugly....

Mutt 08-15-2003 10:24 PM

this is the chick whose head they flushed the toilet on on Howard Stern twice.

MatrixContent star? since when does Matrix Content have 'contract stars'.

nobull 08-15-2003 10:29 PM

she should have used the money she has spent to run in the election on a pair of shorts that do not get completly gobbled by her snapper

J-Reel 08-15-2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nobull
she should have used the money she has spent to run in the election on a pair of shorts that do not get completly gobbled by her snapper

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marcus 08-15-2003 10:35 PM

star?

you could push her face into cookie dough and make gorilla cookies.

Evil1 08-15-2003 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxtreme
Least favorite sex position: "69"

I wouldnt be able to vote for her based on that right there.

MattO 08-15-2003 10:50 PM

Another fucker fucking up an already fucked up state

jimmyf 08-15-2003 10:53 PM

She'd be better than what we have not as Gov. Davis is asswipe

kmanrox 08-15-2003 11:03 PM

she's busted

HEARTBREAKER 08-15-2003 11:15 PM

no bloody way! what does she know about politics?:BangBang:

Alky 08-16-2003 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
star?

you could push her face into cookie dough and make gorilla cookies.

hahahahaa

Mackone 08-16-2003 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
She's ugly....
She´s stupid and fat!

grogan 08-16-2003 01:38 AM

if this chick lost 50 pounds, she'd look like mariah carey, im sure of it. and she aint no 136 in that picture, unless she rested her rack only on the scale.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-16-2003 01:40 AM

I saw her interview on Channel 11 this morning.

Good promo, weird policy but...

Very nice tits.

SLY1 08-16-2003 02:47 AM

:1orglaugh

Porn Mickey 08-16-2003 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
MatrixContent star? since when does Matrix Content have 'contract stars'.
really donno ... to get your answer send a mail to [email protected]

wargames 08-16-2003 01:54 PM

:thumbsup

serious 08-16-2003 02:09 PM

This is stupid, if anything she will just take votes away from Flynt.

SkyWalker 08-16-2003 04:04 PM

only in america

CDSmith 08-16-2003 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
star?

you could push her face into cookie dough and make gorilla cookies.

Okay fuck that made me laugh

:1orglaugh

AcidMax 08-16-2003 04:10 PM

She was on The O'Reilly Factor the other night along with Gary Coleman and some other knucklehead who's platform was to legalize ferrets......she has about as much of a chance to become governer, that I have to fuck Jenna Jameson.

Just not gonna happen, on multiple levels.

She was not that bright and was definitely not prepared for Bill's questions thats for sure, just a stunt if you ask me.

Andy

Peter Romero 08-16-2003 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax
She was on The O'Reilly Factor the other night along with Gary Coleman and some other knucklehead who's platform was to legalize ferrets......she has about as much of a chance to become governer, that I have to fuck Jenna Jameson.

Just not gonna happen, on multiple levels.

She was not that bright and was definitely not prepared for Bill's questions thats for sure, just a stunt if you ask me.

Andy

Maybe so... but a great stunt @ that. You could never buy that kind of publicity. NEVER!

Easton 08-16-2003 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
this is the chick whose head they flushed the toilet on on Howard Stern twice.
deservedly so! :1orglaugh

Rictor 08-16-2003 05:15 PM

She's pretty chubby for a porn star. Still, I like chubby sometimes.

chass 08-16-2003 06:12 PM

http://www.massive-breast.com/mary-c...ry_carey_1.jpg
I would fuck the juice out of those melons anytime...........

FreeOnes 08-16-2003 06:31 PM

Attention Whore :2 cents:

fang 08-16-2003 06:53 PM

I vote for her tits

IMP^or^SNiTL.e 08-16-2003 08:27 PM

yuk

SYNIKAL 08-16-2003 08:30 PM

She has my vote! :thumbsup


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