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GrimShawn 08-14-2003 03:24 PM

I got the TPS report wrong, then the power went out!!!
 
My boss told me I did not have the proper cover sheet and cuz of that there has been a huge power outage. Now I have to work Sunday!

chowda 08-14-2003 03:25 PM

serves u right for photocopying yo butt and sending it to everyone as "urgent" mail.

stevecore 08-14-2003 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
serves u right for photocopying yo butt and sending it to everyone as "urgent" mail.
he's having too much fun with the new color copier!

shitstain 08-14-2003 03:27 PM

:1orglaugh

Nebkheperure 08-14-2003 03:32 PM

Procol oh procol este profani. Barlasti ompala. In the name of the Mighty and Terrible One, I proclaim that I have banished the shells unto their habitations. I invoke Tahuti, the Lord of Wisdom and of Utterance; the god that cometh forth from the veil. Oh thou, majesty of the godhead, wisdom-crowned Tahuti, Lord of the gates of the universe. Thee, thee I invoke. Oh thou of the ibis head. Thee, thee I invoke. Thou who wieldest the wand of double power. Thee, thee I invoke. Thou who bearest in thy left hand the rose and cross of light and life. Thee, thee I invoke. Thou whose head is as an emerald, and thy nemyss as the night sky blue. Thee, thee I invoke. Thou whose skin is a flaming orange as though it burned in a furnace. Thee, thee I invoke.
Behold, I am yesterday, today, and the brother of tomorrow. I am born again and again. Mine is the unseen force whereof the gods are sprung, which is as life unto the dwellers in the Watchtowers of the Universe. I am the charioteer of the east; Lord of the past and the future. I see by my own inward light; Lord of resurrection who cometh forth from the dust, and my birth is from the house of death. Oh ye two Divine hawks upon your pinnacles who keep watch over the universe.

Ye who company the Bier to the house of rest, who pilot the ship of Ra, ever advancing onwards the heights of heaven. Lord of the shrine which standeth in the center of the earth. Behold! He is me and I in him. Mine is the radiance wherein Ptah floateth over the firmament. I travel upon high. I tread upon the firmament of Nu. I raise a flashing flame with the lightening of mine eye. Ever rushing on in the splendor of the daily glorified Ra, giving my life to the dwellers of earth. If I say come up upon the mountain, the celestial waters shall flow at my command. For I am Ra incarnate, Kephra created in the flesh. I am the idolar of my father Tnu, Lord of the city of the sun. The god who commands is in my mouth. The god of wisdom is in my heart. My tongue is the sanctuary of truth and a god sitteth upon my lips. My word is accomplished every day, and the desire of my heart realizes itself as that of Ptah when he created his works. I am eternal, therefore all things are as my designs. Therefore do thou come forth unto me from thine abode in the silence, unutterable wisdom, all light or power.

Thoth. Hermes. Mercury. Odin. By whatever name I call thee thou art still nameless to eternity. Come thou forth I say, and aid and guard me in this work of art. Thou star of the east that didst conduct the magi. Thou art the same all present in heaven and in hell. Thou that vibratest between the light and the darkness, rising, descending, changing ever, yet ever the same. The sun is thy father; thy mother the moon. The wind hath borne thee in it's bosom and earth hath ever nourished the changeless god head of thy youth. Come thou forth I say, come thou forth and make every spirit of the firmament and of the ether, upon the earth and under the earth, on dry land and in the water, of whirling air and of rushing fire, and every spell and scourge of God the Vast One may be obedient unto me.

chowda 08-14-2003 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Nebkheperure
Procol oh procol este profani. Barlasti ompala. In the name of the Mighty and Terrible One, I proclaim that I have banished the shells unto their habitations.....

u wasted ur first post for that? hehehe

Zebra 08-14-2003 03:37 PM

Grishawn - Just get everyone affected by your fuckup a shot of Jaeger and everything will be cool :thumbsup

chowda 08-14-2003 04:01 PM

http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/players/H-R/ito.gif

The Click 08-14-2003 04:04 PM

Zebra - I don't think your sig is quite eye catching enough, maybe you should step it up a notch


(the click dials 911 because he smells burnt toast)

SkyWalker 08-14-2003 04:05 PM

how many bosses came buy to tell you

HEARTBREAKER 08-14-2003 06:05 PM

that's not good.....
does your boss really require you to work on Sunday?:question

GrimShawn 08-14-2003 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by MSB
that's not good.....
does your boss really require you to work on Sunday?:question

Yes if you don't not use the proper cover sheet on the TPS report he'll have to to go ahead and ask me to work on Sunday

pudcat 08-14-2003 06:23 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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