WTF. My girlfriend just asked if she could do anal on me...
 

I asked... "Strap on?"

She said... "Not exactly"



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hahha hehe

Ummmm, vibe???

Does she have a tattoo ?

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When was the last time you asked her?

Also word of caution do not get drunk with her

Maybe your girlfriend is a tranny, and you just never noticed?

is her real name 'Bob'.

SHE COULD BE FROM MARS

i don't know, but her dick is longer than mine.

am I fucked ?

I'm the same way...bug my guy about it all the time!

hehe, shit he wants me to take it in the ass, well then fucker, turn around! Not that he has... muhahahaha YET!


I think its just the look of horror on your face us girls are really going for...

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so, how long is your dick ?

u could be fucked or you could get fucked, either way your fucked:helpme

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probably longer than yours :Graucho

:helpme

a fist maybe? :Graucho :1orglaugh

I'll do it. Serious. Give me a call.

Wake up, your girlfriend is a shemale, he/she will destroy your ass. Take it on videotape and post it here.

Don't eat for twelve hours unless you want to buy new sheets. HAHA!

Realdolls do not talk, sorry.

when was the last time you sucked your girlfriends dick?

Take it like a man :glugglug

Good question.

Ah cmon its not that ig of a deal. First time it happened to me wass in prison.

Did you already say yes?

ooo a thingamadike

When you asked strap on were your eye brows raised and did you end with a smile?

Bob or Garry ,,, I think

haha! :1orglaugh

darkjedi is too tough for prison. He'd beat everyone up in front of their children with his e-penis before they could ever send him to prison. Cause he's the worlds toughest 80 pound twink in cyberville.

if she asked you to try anal then that means her gaydar is going off

shes just asking about the anal to confirm it

I am sure you will say yes

ok then lol

nice bump...

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/fun...ndike%2002.jpg

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now would be a good time to check downstairs....

Holy Old Threads Batman !! :warning

Not yet. But it sounds like you will ;)

ROFL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

that is cute. :)

try it you might like it.

You must have pissed her off pretty bad.

no affraid just refresh memories from young years when you was playing in the bath ... :thumbsup

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That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever read.

gotta do what a man gotta do!!