funny spam
 

normally i just delete....but i read this and laughed and laughed.


FW: Please stop sending me this stuff!

"To whom it may concern:

Please stop sending me your email. I don't need you to tell me you think there's a place I might get laid. I already know there is only ONE site on the net that gets me laid and it works every time.

At Fantasymatch, I know I find real women who want to f¤ck because I've already had sex there. The girls are hot, there are more than 100,000 of them and they know how to suck a mean cock. I don't need to find some girl for love. I need to find someone who wants to f¤ck the shit out of me and that's what I get at Fantasymatch.

So please stop sending me your email and let me f¤ck in peace at Fantasymatch.


Sincerely,

John Q. Pubic
Pu$sy Master since joining Fantasymatch three months ago"

OVER 100,000 PIECES OF ASS WAITING TO BE FØCKED. COME GET LAID AT Fantasymatch.

This is an example of the type of email satisfied Fantasymatch members send to other matchmaking sites when they get advertising. We just wanted you to consider this when you decide where you?ll go to get laid.



:1orglaugh

I got that one, thought it was clever