Cradle 2 The Grave
 

Im having a hard part figuring out the Suge Knight-lookin' motherfucker who was in jail.

Why were prison guards bringing him daily newspapers? Why did he have an elaborate office in prison? Why was he being served a breakfast buffet?

WTF?

Gangsta owned the cops. Payoffs.

Why was DMX shitting his pants when he was around the dude? This shit makes no sense.

Karate Kid III with Hilary Swank makes more sense than this. I had more empathy for Miyagi the dirty old man than any character in this "film".

I have another question:

Why did that movie suck so bad?

Speaking of which Miyagi was so great in Karate Kid II when at the beginning he fucking pinched the nose of the Cobra Kai Sensei.

Mind you Ralph Macchio trying to repel down a cliff in PART III was pretty spectacular.