I'm a fuckin' home impovement MASTA!!!
 

in the guest room: changed a ceiling fan, the speed control wall selector, all new bathroom fixtures, installed shelving, fixed the cabinets, and next is replacing the smoke alarm.....


I rule! I'm like, Bob fuckin' Vila!

I'm gonna start goin' by "GrandMasta A"

Get that fucking room in shape and don't forget to re-enforce the bed. I will be there for Christmas and New years. :glugglug

Next get rid of those lizards :glugglug

Nothing wrong witht he lizards bro. It's Maui.

impossible.... I must have a hundred geckos living in here now.... they're uncatchable. Fast little bastards......

but on a positive note... we are freakin' bug free.... lol

Sounds like a real problem.Gotta call in the pestacide peoples :glugglug

they were here last Tuesday.... I get the house sprayed quarterly. But geckos aren't on the list.... they're the good guys... they eat bugs. Only trouble with geckos is they shit everywhere. Pros outweigh the cons though. :winkwink:

I had one crawl into my hotel room in clubmed one night. Scared the piss out of me.. There fast as fuck...

I have real lizards :)

Did you get some tail?

That was a great weekend.. AARON WHAT"S UP MAN?????

I dont mind my cat trying to sleep with me but do those lizards go everywhere?

I clicked this thread expecting to see the handle of the fridge secured with massive amounts of duct tape :)

With a little KY they do. :Graucho

You ain't shit until you've done door screens, bro...

Yes sah massa amp

yeah, me too :1orglaugh