Cybersex logs...so funny I pooped a lil bit.
 

LMFAO

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"bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself "

Enuff said

"You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn."

that is some damn funny shit right there...

HAHAHAHA :thumbsup

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rofl :thumbsup

You can't hurry good pizza.

funny even though I've seen them before.

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself

I love http://www.baiting.org They have some of the best shit. I'm also in love with Doug Stanhope http://dougstanhope.com who is one of the funniest fuckers ever. He does stuff for baiting.org, as well.

Check this one out:

http://www.baiting.org/Logs/Doug+Stanhope/1039895654/

This is a different guy, but he's fucking hilarious:

http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/970810582/
http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/971325805/
http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/988589829/

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.


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OMFG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lame asses!

I laughed really hard and I think a drop of pee came out.... hehe

HARRRR!!!

gold :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pretty crazy... the first one is a wanna be priest... LOL

hahaha

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.

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disyoshi: i open the photo album and search through it
disyoshi: after i piss it will be
NYCockExchange: Okay. First page has a pic of my friends Joe and Jason. They're naked and sucking each other's dicks.
disyoshi: next page
disyoshi: my dick just went limp
NYCockExchange: Next page has a picture of my friend Megan, eating raw pork blindfolded.
disyoshi: is she naked?
NYCockExchange: No. She has nice legs, though!
disyoshi: nice
disyoshi: next page
NYCockExchange: Okay. The next page has a picture of my buddy Todd fucking a small goat. He's waving at the camera/
disyoshi: dick very limp
disyoshi: i turn to the last page
NYCockExchange: Okay. There is a picture of me on the last page!
disyoshi: great
disyoshi: did i find it?
NYCockExchange: I am laying, mostly naked on my bed. My head is on the pillow, and my legs are partly spread.
disyoshi: can you send it?
NYCockExchange: I have a little white tube top on, and a small plaid skirt. My glorious chunk of throbbing man-cock is poking out of the skirt.
disyoshi: man-cock?


hahahahah wicked

You know Doug Stanhope is gonna be one of the new hosts of the Man Show, after Jimmy and Adam leave, right? Just googled it...starting august 17th, its gonna be him and joe Rogan. Should be some funny shit. :thumbsup

Yeah, they've already taped the whole season.
http://www.dougstanhope.com/index.htm

He announced it on his site at the beginning of the year and he writes about it all the time.

http://www.dougstanhope.com/Jan_Feb_Mar_2003.html

(if you wanna read something really funny, scoll down on the page above and see the entry about his vasectomy- he even has pics and video of it) :1orglaugh

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:1orglaugh classic D&D geek cybersex session

HAARRRRR!!!

that's priceless!

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