Bryant Accuser had Torn Vagina
 

ABCNEWS has been told that examiners found evidence that the woman accusing NBA superstar Kobe Bryant of sexual assault had "vaginal tearing." The information comes as Bryant prepares for a court appearance today in which he will be read the formal charge in the case against him.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Sp...ing030806.html

The need to do a test on the blondes from Blacks On Blondes so they can get a fair reference of vaginal tearing.

ill bet that hurts

It happens every time women fuck...

Nasty to think about.

bet Kobe is using VP-RX :1orglaugh

I bet he gets off with community service and a fine

if the dick dont fit, acquit

:glugglug

Funny .. how about the prosecutors version:

"If the dick don't fit, the clit will slit"

nigga's well hung.

usually tearing indictates possible forcible rape more so then indicating big dick.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Exactly. It means the cooter was dry. The schlong was shoved in without adequate lube or "juices of passion."

Sure he is swinging a big stick, and she is a small white girl. Sounds like forplay to me.

To put it into NBA-talk: "He took it to the hole with authority"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

or in street slang, he tore that shit up:winkwink:

:1orglaugh

MAUAAHHA funny shit..

Here is how it breaks down

"ABC News was also told examiners found evidence that the alleged victim had "vaginal tearing." Prosecutors could argue this is not consistent with consensual sex. Experts say the defense could rebut this in several ways, including that vaginal tearing could be sustained during consensual sex, or was not incurred during sex with Bryant." - ESPN.com