$50 a month dedicated server with unlimited bandwidth
 

multi media pentium 486 with 4 megs of ram and 1 gig hard drive. comes with 2x cd rom speed and floppy drive.

56k modem lightning fast bandwidth (cant use when i'm ordering pizza)

comes with 4days/6hours support and limited reboots (not when i'm watching tv)

no beastiality contents other then horses, dogs and iguanas
no rape content unless it's kobe bryant.

only 2 of these servers left( actually they been left since 1987 )

let me know if you have any questions

sounds like a good deal
but why specify the cdrom and floppy drive? we cant use them from here

we also do custom dos programming and expert in atari and intellivision.

Do you take paypal?

Can I put some content on the cd-rom for additional storage?

I don't trust you offer:

Becouse there was no:
Pentium, 486 or CD-rom then:)

But else it would have being a kick ass offer:thumbsup

yes you can put content on the cd, but for an extra charge. left out the prices are for a 1 year contract only