Help make me governor of California
 

Alright it only takes $3500 and 50 names to get on the ballot for the election that's going to happen in California.

So I say let's start a campaign to make me Governor of California and I'll fight Acacia and push pro porn industry legislation and you will have personal access to the Governors mansion!

Let's get my campaign kicked off!

God damn you guys are missing out on the potential on this one. We could get someone on the ballot that's in the porn industry in California and get massive TV time.

10,000 signatures and you don't even have to pay the $3500 fee.

Someone could spam your name into millions of inboxes daily.

Spam...the next great campaigning tool!

Ok !!!

I will sign the petition and I will donate $35 towards your registration.


Butt you owe me a favor wether or not you are elected!

:thumbsup

would you solve the visa problems then?

Actually I want to manage the campaign, we need to find someone that is crazy enough to be the candidate that would draw attention. Then we could get major TV time.

lets get a female porn star to run

lots of pr

we all know voters who will cum out of the wood work

i know a bunch of strippers who would go on your campaign run with you topless....hell even nude if they had access to the mansion you will live in (doesnt take much to get them). :winkwink:

this business has so jaded me....lol

alrighty then, but will you come chill at the mansion with me too cassie?

sure, if you dont mind me playing the part of the governors better half in my donna karen suit :)

btw, i do have very expensive tastes :winkwink:

That's what I've been waiting for all along. :Graucho

hehe clever idea DigiPimp u got my vote