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OY 07-29-2003 03:25 PM

Track Oystein down at the Internext and receive an instant $750 discount on MPA2!
 
There is only one rule:

1. Track Oystein down in Hollywood, Fla. and receive an instant rebate of $750 if you sign an agreement that you want MPA2 rent version.

End of rule.

On top of that we pay for the 3 x $750 for the VISA fees that you have not yet paid for with the three top processors, Epoch, PSW and CCBill when signing up.

And there is more! - Netbilling will give you free setup if you use your own merchant account and MPA2!

And there is more! Electracash and NoCreditCard is also implemented into MPA2 and they will not charge any setup fee either!

So track me down and get it going!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Pipecrew 07-29-2003 03:27 PM

Do we get anything if we capture him and hold him for ransom? possibly a free version?

OY 07-29-2003 03:34 PM

Possibly. If the incentives I receive during capture (i.e. bjs) are good enough! :Graucho

chowda 07-29-2003 03:42 PM

so umm... can u post ur face or something?

SiMpLe 07-29-2003 03:52 PM

Nice offer Oystein :thumbsup


I'm going to track you down and buy you all those free open bar drinks I've been promising

garry 07-29-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
so umm... can u post ur face or something?
Just look for the guy with the biggest hang over on the show floor :Graucho

OY 07-29-2003 03:56 PM

http://chat.ynotmasters.com/photos/8688.jpg

hollywood 07-29-2003 03:57 PM

you need to broker some of those hot norwegian girls you are hiding from us, Oystein;))

playa 07-29-2003 03:59 PM

Nice and i am netbilling client also

give me a shout buddy

NETbilling 07-29-2003 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
Nice and i am netbilling client also

give me a shout buddy

Playa,

Will you be at the show?
Oystein will get you all setup and you can speak to Karen at our booth as well.

Mitch

OY 07-29-2003 04:05 PM

SiMpLe - LOL sounds good man! However they come :winkwink:

hollywood - I will be bringing them to the Vegas show, and for you only!!! :Graucho

playa - For sure... :)

playa 07-29-2003 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by netbilling


Playa,

Will you be at the show?
Oystein will get you all setup and you can speak to Karen at our booth as well.

Mitch


I'll be at the show :)

SiMpLe 07-29-2003 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by garry


Just look for the guy with the biggest hang over on the show floor :Graucho

:1orglaugh

hollywood 07-29-2003 04:11 PM

good man:thumbsup

actually, come to think of it - I should just go back to norway... I'm feelin the need to jump those amazing cliffs you have again...

we are opening up a new 1300ft wall next weekend here in WA that hasn't been jumped before.. been scouting it for a while and the snow is finally cleared enough to go. I'll keep you posted, but nothing like the 3,500ft cliffs you have:( I miss that place..

OY 07-29-2003 04:19 PM

Sweet! One day I might go with you man! (he said with a lying grin on his face...)

garry 07-29-2003 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hollywood
good man:thumbsup

actually, come to think of it - I should just go back to norway... I'm feelin the need to jump those amazing cliffs you have again...

we are opening up a new 1300ft wall next weekend here in WA that hasn't been jumped before.. been scouting it for a while and the snow is finally cleared enough to go. I'll keep you posted, but nothing like the 3,500ft cliffs you have:( I miss that place..

Hey Hollywood !

Please make sure you buy the MPA2 program BEFORE you go jumpig off those cliffs ;)

PeerPatrick 07-29-2003 04:28 PM

BEWARE! You might be able to catch Oystein but few can keep up with this man. Don't let the smile fool you, he is dangerous...

Definitely do business with him but never try to go round for round with him...oh yeah, don't forget to GFY.

garry 07-29-2003 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mystery Man
I feel robbed I just spent 13,000 usd today.... hmmm

ohh well then again im not going to InterNext so I guess im saving my flight :Graucho

hehe Ill buy you a beer the next time Im in Copenhagen :Graucho

OY 07-29-2003 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mystery Man
I feel robbed I just spent 13,000 usd today.... hmmm

ohh well then again im not going to InterNext so I guess im saving my flight :Graucho

No no... this offer is for RENT version only, not for the BUY OUTRIGHT version :winkwink:

King Adam 07-29-2003 04:34 PM

I've gotta say, the MPA2 program is the bomb. We just got it from Mansion and are very happy with all the things it offers.

Garry and Oystein are top notch guys and offer great products and great support.

We are finishing our install and hope to launch on Friday for Internext.

Check us out then.
www.PornPays.com

Thanks guys for an awesome program.

OY 07-29-2003 04:43 PM

Adam,

Anything for you guys! We will for sure send you guys affiliates now that you are finally re-launching ! ! ! Sweet!

And thanks for the props.... right back at you!!! :thumbsup

garry 07-29-2003 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kingadam
I've gotta say, the MPA2 program is the bomb. We just got it from Mansion and are very happy with all the things it offers.

Garry and Oystein are top notch guys and offer great products and great support.

We are finishing our install and hope to launch on Friday for Internext.

Check us out then.
www.PornPays.com

Thanks guys for an awesome program.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

hollywood 07-29-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
Sweet! One day I might go with you man! (he said with a lying grin on his face...)
hahahah you keep telling me that:)

OY 07-29-2003 05:20 PM

Yeah man... I am as tough as they come, on paper! :1orglaugh

LAJ 07-29-2003 06:02 PM

Hey Oy... will you be dressed up like Waldo?

OY 07-29-2003 06:35 PM

I thought about it, but then I remembered that the show is in Florida, and that will be too freakin hot!

:glugglug

garry 07-29-2003 06:44 PM

Hey Oystein,,,,

How about making this even easier for everyone. How about posting your Cell phone number here to ?

Damn this offer just gets better and better :thumbsup

OY 07-29-2003 08:57 PM

Cell: 310 871 5202 - Use it, but dont abuse it!

Ladies only!

:thumbsup

garry 07-30-2003 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
Cell: 310 871 5202 - Use it, but dont abuse it!

Ladies only!

:thumbsup

:Graucho

SiMpLe 07-30-2003 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAJ
Hey Oy... will you be dressed up like Waldo?

THAT WOULD BE THE BOMB - Do it Oystein!!!!! :thumbsup

garry 07-30-2003 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SiMpLe



THAT WOULD BE THE BOMB - Do it Oystein!!!!! :thumbsup

Unfortunally Im not going to make it to the Internext show this time, SO PLEASE TAKE PICTURES of Oystein in his Waldo costume! I have to stay back home to make sure that all the correct mpa2 setups are going to work with the sudden changes to the epoch back end. I just want to make sure that non of our customers will suffer anything because of these changes. And staying in office making sure that my team is doing what they are supposed to do is the only way to be sure about this :) The good thing though about these epoch changes is that now the stats are going to be real time for them as well :)

nobull 07-30-2003 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein

hollywood - I will be bringing them to the Vegas show, and for you only!!! :Graucho


man, you need to share some of that with your current HAPPY clients =)

OY 07-30-2003 12:37 PM

Simple! Don't walk too close to the pool if you see me around! :winkwink:

NoBull - For a full statement about how amazingly happy you are with MPA2 I will make sure that we bring a nice cute Norwegian girl to the next show for you too! :thumbsup

garry 07-30-2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nobull


man, you need to share some of that with your current HAPPY clients =)

Ill let you borrow my girlfriend at the next show :Graucho

SunTzu 07-30-2003 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
There is only one rule:

1. Track Oystein down in Hollywood, Fla. and receive an instant rebate of $750 if you sign an agreement that you want MPA2 rent version.

End of rule.

On top of that we pay for the 3 x $750 for the VISA fees that you have not yet paid for with the three top processors, Epoch, PSW and CCBill when signing up.




You don't support Jettis?

garry 07-30-2003 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SunTzu




You don't support Jettis?

Yes we do ! :)

Epoch, CCBill, PSW, Jettis, Netbilling and Ibill

SetTheWorldonFire 07-30-2003 05:25 PM

awesome program!

I hope everyone gangbangs Oystein at the show.

It's a good deal :thumbsup

OY 07-30-2003 05:56 PM

Firstly - I would not go for Garrys wife if I was you NoBull... let me hook you up there, otherwise you are in for it man! :1orglaugh

As for gangbanging me in Florida... mmmmmm, wellllll, mmmmm, hmmmmmm,





----------------------------Not unless you are younger than 25 and female...........................................

:thumbsup

webair 07-30-2003 07:20 PM

hmmm

OY 07-30-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PeerPatrick
BEWARE! You might be able to catch Oystein but few can keep up with this man. Don't let the smile fool you, he is dangerous...

Definitely do business with him but never try to go round for round with him...oh yeah, don't forget to GFY.

Pat! I cant believe I missed this post! See you in the bar in Hollywood tomorrow?!?!?! :Graucho

Poppy 07-30-2003 09:54 PM

I will find you you Norweigen giant!

garry 07-31-2003 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
Firstly - I would not go for Garrys wife if I was you NoBull... let me hook you up there, otherwise you are in for it man! :1orglaugh

As for gangbanging me in Florida... mmmmmm, wellllll, mmmmm, hmmmmmm,





----------------------------Not unless you are younger than 25 and female...........................................

:thumbsup

Damn now,, whats wrong with my wife ?!?!!? :feels-hot

IntenseCash 07-31-2003 10:18 AM

Thats an awesome deal! :glugglug

Chuck

garry 07-31-2003 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IntenseCash
Thats an awesome deal! :glugglug

Chuck

What can I say. We are doing our best :) :thumbsup

OY 08-05-2003 01:31 PM

SUCCESS!!!

Thank all you guys (and girls) who wouldnt let me be alone at the Internext - Promotion went well and I think most people did get hold of me that wanted the huge discount. Signed lots of agreements!

Now, I know that there might be someone that missed me while there due to my busy schedule (of signing contracts and drinking coronas in the splash bar) - so I am extending this offer through Wednesday the 6th. of August - NOON PST

Email me your company information and fax number before that time and it is yours!!! ("MPA2 late $750 Internext offer" in subject line

oystein at mansionproductions dot com


:GFYBand

OY 08-06-2003 11:23 AM

Only 40 minutes left of offer!!!

:winkwink:


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