I won't be whoring my sig
 

Fuck you. Try me. Make me an offer, you'll see. I can't be bought.



Solid as a rock over here.


And when I shave my face, it's as smooth as a baby's arse I tell you.

10 000$ a month for you saying "I sucked bdjuf's cock" :Graucho

everythign has a price

I'd even sell my sig for the right price :1orglaugh

not everything.

I'll throw in some nice shiney loonies :glugglug

Everything.

I got news for you. Somebody, not recently mind you but nearly a year ago, offered me a sizeable amount of money for exclusive rights to my sig. Presumably because I had like over 6k of posts I guess. My entire sig. I'm not saying who, and I'm not saying how much, but they had a cheque all made out, they scanned it in and sent me a jpg of it.


I printed it out and used it as ass wipe.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I rather use Charmin :glugglug and 50 dollar bills

But my printer paper is smooooth.