Things I hate
 

Things I hate

1. Talking to people on the phone that answer questions by nodding. I mean WTF? "Are going to answer my question?" Other end "I nodded"

2. The words "see sig." I mean, where's the love. It's like "I want you to sign up but am to lazy to take 30 seconds to type out the URL" Makes you wonder how good the webmaster support would be.

3. Being in the middle of a shower with a head full of shampoo and the water CO decides that this is the exact moment they must turn my water off. My question is, how the hell did they know I was taking a shower so they could cut the water off?
"Knock, knock" Hi Oz!" " Hi Bob, can I use your shower for about 5 minutes? I have my own towel"

4. People who say "know what I mean" or "my bad". No. I don't know what you mean because ever other word you say is "know what I mean"

5. Stupid people. They are the ones that say "know what I mean" or "my bad" SEE 4 Above

6. Batching 30mb's of pictures and the power goes out.
Sorry, there's nothing funny about this one!

7. Getting 10 email spams a day about enlarging my breast.
I'm a man! I don't want larger breast. Everything I have is large enough.

Know what I mean? lol hehe :winkwink:

Oz

People that lie on their sites about how long they've been doing things.

i hate everything and everyone equally.....:)

word!

i hate cold hearted women who have no regrad for your emotions. and midgets.

What do I hate?

a) Morons that refer to things as "Gay" as if its some low life.

b) Assholes on the roads that go from far left lane and cross over all lanes to exit on a ramp 20 yards away it seems.

i had this brief acquaintence that would ignore just about everything you said to her.. when i finally called her out "did you just hear what the fuck i said bitch"..her answer was "it must not have been important enough to me to listen to it"..I had to stop myself from punching her right in the mouth and walk away..:feels-hot

I hate self centered assholes that think they are too important but have no facts to base this on other than the ones in their own fucking head:1orglaugh

i hate people who say stuff like "aite, w0rd, peace, you my boy, stay true, keep it real, trippin, dawg" amongst many others....

i hate people who do those retarded hand shakes.. like hitting your the fists together, or those long exaggerated handshakes you have to memorize.

and i hate people who chew their gum or eat food with their mouth open.

For me it would have to be posers. This may include one or more of the following activities.

Dressing up, and generally acting like, a hardcore thug.

Using any ebonics that are not extremely common.

Standing in a group, doing absolutely nothing but spitting and smoking.

Acting very disinterested to appear cool.

People whose vocabulary is limited to a few catch phrases and expressions.

White guys who dress, and talk, like black guys. I mean copying all the exact fashion trends and fads.

People that act like they're better than everyone else.

I honestly could go on, but I'm sure you guys get the picture.

ooh shit. you got me started...

i hate getting email from anonymous "webmasters" who claim that they need passwords to our sites!

i hate people who cant look you in the eye when they speak to you...dishonesty in its rawest form.

i really hate when people say "i cant...." because they lack self confidence and dont LoVe themselves (ie - women who say "im not pretty enough to be on the internet"....WTF?!?!?).

People in general:winkwink: Most people are just too damn stupid to get what's going on and they get in the way. Anyway, still pissed cuz' of the moron on the highway in front of me this morning on my short commute to the ARS offices....see ya'll soon at the GFY warm-up party on 7/31:thumbsup

One more thing:
Mouth breathers. You know the ones?
:winkwink:

Oz

Yet you lust after me, I must have done something right. :Graucho

:1orglaugh Sorry John....that was me, you were going to slow in your benzo... :winkwink:

Word!...(weird handshake)...


Peace!

the smell of curry
mustard
people on my ass when I drive

I hate....

hmmm.. I reallly really dislike...

people who name-drop and one-up everyone else in the room because they want to be the coolest person there, and they want you to think they're soooo awesome and the awesomeness rubs off because they have deigned to talk to you.

getting a sunburn even AFTER I put on 50-proof waterproof sunblock!

people who are nasty to their pets, and then blame the pet for being unsociable.

Christians who think I'm going to hell in a handbasket, and feel the need to tell me so whenever they see me.

And things that make me want to tear out my eyeballs....

romantic comedies with Jennifer Lopez or Freddie Prinze Jr or Hugh Grant or whoever is the flavour of the day oh and I CANT STAND Julia Roberts!

Whew, I think I feel better! Thanks, guys!

i second that one

everyone needs breast enlargment