Sales??? Marketing??? ADVERTISING???
 

A funny email I received :) :) :)

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Definition of Marketing

People have asked me for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:

You see a hot girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a hot girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."-- That's Advertising.

You see a hot girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?," and reach up to brush a bit of hair out of her eyes, lightly brushing your hand across her cheek, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." -- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a hot girl. You talk her into going home with your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. -- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot girls in all the houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one house situated directly in the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" -- That's Spam

I am the Marketing King around here!

Get your punk ass off my board noob! :321GFY

ROFLMAO

I was just wondering where the hell you've been!

Still got it out for Sobe, huh? Funny link in your sig

:winkwink:

You go to a girl in a party and tell her to go up to your crew which is waiting at the back --that's sending unique hits

thats the only thing i can come up with, it's 2:44am im too tired. good night. lol

Not bad!

LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You sit at home reading and posting to Internet message boards and do not go to any parties.--That?s being a loser

Cool :)

Don't be so hard on yourself buddy

Well seems I'm best in Direct Marketing then ;)

good one stylez =)

I find people like you extremely vastly amusing... Why don't you ask J$tyles where he's sitting right now..

And of course, you couldn't admit that it might be you too, since you seem to be here, and it seems to me you're posting, too.

A hot girl at a party comes up to your table, climbs underneath and gives you a blow job - Under the table dealing?

You ask this hot girl at a party if she wants to fuck on the bar or on the floor - That's closing the deal

You are fucking this hot bird at a party and she farts - That's smelling success

You stay at home and send out your friends with $50 each to find you hookers, they get sloopy seconds when your done with the hookers - That's a good affiliate program

I like that!

:1orglaugh

Seen that a while back ago, its a good one:)