State claiming I owe back taxes and penalties since '98
 

not Hawaii... a different state... got their bill today... it's a rather hefty one too.

problem is, I wasn't a resident of their state in '98 or since...


called them up to straighten it out, and she very matter of factly said, "oh we think you WERE a resident"...

sending them my '98 returns now. From a different state. :)




Always keep the fucking paperwork people.... you never know when you're gonna need it. :Graucho

You shouldnt have declared oriental massages as business expenses

What did you do for work in '98?

amputate thier heads :winkwink:

hate those letters from the IRS.. have had a few myself

I still have an ongoing argument with the CAL State Franchise Tax Board for taxes they believe I owed from 95, 96, & 97. I didn't live in the U.S.A. in those years. It is a total Catch 22. If I file tax returns for zero, I am admitting that I was a resident of the state.

well, they're gonna eat this bill, cuz I got the facts right here in my hand being duplicated as I type... originally prepared by a CPA from their own damn state.... hehehehe :)

:1orglaugh

this is why I have filing cabinets full of every piece of fucking paper dating back to 1966. Taxes back to 1983. Every account... every bill... every payment... every receipt.


For everything. :)

Damn taxes :(

they're goin' down... got it all prepared here now. Stuffing it in a nice big manila envelope and sealing it with a kiss.

seal it with a wet fart.. to hell with the kiss :1orglaugh

how much are the penaltie is it 50% more on what you owed?

Guilty.

Penalties come to around $12k... it's not 50% more or less of anything... I wasn't a resident. :)

they are simply confused... no big deal. But I can see why... I split from my ex-wife in early '97 and moved out of state. We filed a joint return for '97 and I filed a part-year resident state... for '97. Filed a complete full year resident return in a different state for '98 though. I worked for a company in yet another state, paid by one of their branches in yet another state, and had my taxes done by a CPA in the original state making the claim.

What mystifies me though, is why the fuck a state tax revenue office can't simply plug my SSN into their computers and pull all this up in the first place.

Incompetence costs us all.

A friend receives an early railroad retirement (due to a disability) and it is his only source of income. It is not subject to state taxes...but every single year...the state sends him notification that he owes them X number of dollars. Every single year he has to go through hours of phone calls...being passed from one person to the next...and mail in letters and forms. This has been happening every single year for the past ten years or so. He is getting more and more pissed each passing year.

I paid my IRS taxes this year as well as an amended taxes from 2001. After having filed the IRS told me that I owed additional monies...which I paid. They sent me another letter saying that I owed even more money. I decided enough is enough and spent hours on the phone for several different days with several different people...bottom line...instead of paying even more money...I got a substantial refund. Made my day.

AMP is that California?

They are hurting for money and are trying everything they can to collect some $$$.

They are going all the way back to the 70's and 80's for any back taxes, errors which they're probably just creating hoping people will just pay, etc.

nope... surprisingly, California doesn't tie into this one at all... I didn't get to Cali until mid year '99

Maybe another state got the idea from them then. My mother never lived in California and she got a bill from 1982 for 5 figures.
I'm starting to think they might be so desparate they're just completely creating back tax bills and sending them to people all over the place knowing a lot of people are afraid to challenge them and will just pay. What was weird with my mothers they said if you send just 10% of what you owe we will cancel your back tax bill off the books.

they send that shit out because alot of people don't keep paperwork... my girlfriend is notorious for throwing everything away or dropping it in the shredder...

fuck that.... I got a paper trail back to fucking birth baby... :)

:1orglaugh

I love you man!

UPDATE:

After much harassment from this particular revenue department, I finally got what should be the last envelope. It was a bill (complete with return envelope) showing all the penalties and interest and everything dating all the way back to their claims, with an "administrative adjustment" which brought the total due to: $0.00

No apology letter, no nothing. LOL


OWNED.



fuckers.... :1orglaugh

Maybe they sold you out to Acacia.

I got a bill like that once. And since they provieded the envelope, I sent them a check for $0.00

thank god i live in the true land of the free where after 7 yrs its over

:glugglug

great idea! I think I'll do exactly that.... hehehe :1orglaugh :thumbsup

No, write a check for 1 cent. They now OWE YOU. Send them harrasing letters claiming penalties and interest.

any letter from the IRS is a bad letter if it doesn't contain a check. Hope it gets cleared up easily. Sometimes this shit can be a bitch.

it's already over. Took 3 months, losts of paper, tongue biting, and hair pulling..... but they are owned.

but mahalo for the well wishes.

hate that for ya man... glad u kept the papers... good luck

I made 120k off a house last year and still got tax money back..

Yep, I am an idiot .


:1orglaugh

no, you're pathetic.

When I start the type of threads you have, then I am will be deamed pathetic

:)

oh yeah, I forgot... you got an affiliate program. You're the man.



the seriously disturbed and obsessed man.

that reminds me i need to get a filing cabinet tomorrow. i like to keep all my documents but shits sitting all over the dam place, gonna take care of that organization tomorrow hopefully.

I have an entire closet filled with paperwork as well. I need to get organized after reading this. Can you imagine if you didnt have the paper work to back your claim. Christ that would have sucked.

the paper trail is King. :thumbsup

I am obsessed ?


OH please. Is that all you got ? LOL

When I go snopping around the fucking internet and look thru over 100 pics of the supposed person I am so obsessed with like that person did me to find a few CRAPPY pics . Post them here and start saying shit. Then yes, I will agree that I am obsessed
until then you keep slinging the shit..


Guess is it a prerequisite for the job.. Keep up the fine work !
The big guy must be so PROUD of you..

:thumbsup


I live in a nice BIG expensive house, I have a cute husband who had been in love with me since the day he met me, two wonderful perfect children, just put out over 6k in some horses and YOU all fucking think I am jealous of some whining little text girl.

Oh please.

Thanks for the laugh anyway.

:1orglaugh

Maybe if you shut your big fucking yap and stopped with the constant Cheshire commentary nobody would think you're obsessed about it. :2 cents:

I never mentioned her here. Only you did.


You are so obviously obsessed. You need help.

well, I think if you hire an accountant from a state you do not live in, you are probably among the minority

I am intelligent to know what you were referring to. Keep trying to push my buttons..


I did not say one nasty thing to you tonight till you started in. What's with the obsession ?


Are you jealous cause I am a labret fan now ? ( that was a joke )


:winkwink:

sure.... I'm always in the minority. I never claimed I wasn't a bizarre mutherfucker..... but since when does hiring a cpa from another state constitute owing that state taxes?

never is the answer.


And the state then tried to claim that because I failed to change the address on my drivers license that that therefore makes me a resident and I owe them.

the answer to that one is a resounding NO.

Oh yeah..... I got hassled up and fucking down the street with this bro... they threatened me with all kinds of shit.







and now they are fucking owned. They got exactly: JACK. for all their trouble, expense, and effort.

Let this be a lesson. Fuck with Amp, the shit better be carved in fucking stone and brought down off the hill by Moses. And that goes for Acacia too. Their owning is coming tomorrow.

I did not say any names :winkwink:

Mr big anomy !

atleast my anom was traceable

oh, I am not saying it does, but I am sure it set off a buzzer and a couple red lights.

Congrats on your success.

hehehe.... I'm sure it did too.... :winkwink:

mahalo bro.

HoneySlut, you sooo feisty :thumbsup

Same thing happened to me back in 93. The fuckers waited 5 yrs, which I believe was the statute of limitations, to drop the bomb on me. :mad:

God Damn! That was long before I was even born let alone having important documents! How old are you?