im a cockblocker
 

i just caught two people fucking outside my house in a range rover... it's a somewhat secluded street with no streetlights. when i figured out what they were doing i stood outside smoking cigs till they left.

If I ain't getting any tonite, you aint! GET A FUCKING ROOM!

Bwahahahahahahaha! So YOU'RE the guy who was watching us! :BangBang:

i'll beleive you when you tell me the model and color of the range rover. :1orglaugh

range rover and it was green.

It was dark. I didn't look at the stupid color of the guy's ride, I was just interested in his 9 inch cock. :glugglug

:moon

I would've asked for a smoke before we pulled away but you looked a bit nervous crouched in those bushes and I didn't want to freak you out.

my shakiness wasn't because i was nervous :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Dude you screwed that one up.

Go out there with your nightvision camera, shoot the scene, and as they are finishing up, offer to sell them the footage. People with range rovers love to buy porn they're in.

sup mikey, i take it you know this from past experiences?? :thumbsup

Hey, you weren't supposed to tell him that we were together! I'm supposed tobe working on a website here! :1orglaugh

that actually happened to me a couple weeks ago, do you think they didnt just drive down a couple blocks? thats what i did.

You were just beta testing my definition of "hot linking" is all...

if you guys were smart (like me), you'd get that illegal 20% all around tint, and nobody knows wtf you're doing, it's impossible to see in

Oh yeah!

It's not that hot. :glugglug

Yeah, I know. [sigh]

There I was thinking about getting my hard drive booted but you just ended up trying to get a floppy into your laptop...

hahha