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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Hi Nina,

I got the hotub all warmed up. Guess you're on your way.

:Graucho

I told you Headless, I will NOT take pictures of you in a pink corset holding a large trout.
STOP CALLING ME!!!

can i have some of whatever you smoked tonight

HAHAHAHHAA Purple?

I thought you were gonna let me fuck you tonight?

hey, you still got that 50lb bag of lime and those shovels?
call me back.

You going coo coo for cocopuffs?

five five one, four three oh nine

Hey man, finally got in touch with Dave, you know, the guy who does the piercings? He says he'll be available on Wednesday afternoon to do your Prince Albert. Gimme a call back....oh yeah, those pictures of you and Barbara Bush came out GREAT, dude. I can get them edited and online by Friday. Talk to you later.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hi ron. You have asked for the price check for the ultimate dildo. Currently we have that on sale at the price of 12 bux...

:thumbsup

:321GFY