this board is messed up yo



How many of you guys have done this and dont bs me that you have not....

First time with a new chick and your bringing her back to your gigolo pad, and when your going to the gigolo castle do you take the long way and different paths so she dont know how to get to your place in case she turns out to be a psycho?

i just blindfold them

i haven't done that...although i wish i had with some

I put them in the trunk.

I have a list of arguments as to why we should go to her place for that very reason. Even lied about my name few times.. lol.

Funny hearing a bitch yelling out a pseudonym during sex.

hell.....who DOESN'T do that?

what kind of women do u guys find?

crazy bitches will find out where u live no matter what.

Ain't this the truth.

I don't take them home, I go home with them and when they ask where I live I lie and say a street that is a block away so that if they do turn out to be sane nice girls I can use the "you must have gotten mixed up cause I live a block away" trick.

ruffies not working?

No... being on the cornor makes it too easy for her to just look out my window and figure it out.

Good idea tho :thumbsup

I do exactly as Gutterboy does. I think it's stupid to bring a girl to your place. One girl though followed me home at 80 - 100 miles an hour while I was on my bike. I didn't know she was behind me until I got off on the exit.

that's psychotic.... and women think men are the predators... sheesh

yup i did that when i brought anyone to my house.. about a mile away turn off and take the roads with houses next to them and keep turning all weird and shit.. but i was a tweeker so i duno :Graucho

Why bring em to your place?

Home court advantage

hhahaha a little to often

:1orglaugh That's funny Juicy. But with a kid its even harder to breech the castle's moat. My ex and I both agreed neither of us would bring a first date home and around our kid til they proved worthy, non psycho and safe. So no newbie girls even get a chance to enter the inner sanctum.

:1orglaugh

Forget bringing them home, fuck em in the car and drop her off at the next corner.

Don't ever bring them home!! bring them to a friends place, who just happens to be out of town :1orglaugh

Hmmm, I now I know why the girls I used to date and go to their houses for a fuck session seemed to take all these weird turns and go the long way around different parts of town........

what if you live in a nice house in a high class neighborhood and you WANT to impress her by showing her the house?

my thoughts exactly....

one time time i was screwing around with this girl that was still in HS, she calls me up at like 1 am, saying she is coming over, i tell her i was just on my way out for a bite to eat, she says ok no problem. i get home 3 hours later and she was sleeping in my fucking bed. NAKED!.

Not only that, the bitch ride her bike to my place.