The USA should invade Norway
 

I mean... really. Why the fuck not?

"Operation Fjord Freedom"

sounds good to me.

Because they're afraid of the Vikings.

too many good looking blondes....i wouldn't want to mess them up

Bring it on, bitches!

With all the military US hardware stashed in the country we'd kick your asses.

#1 I have roots in Norway


#2 Oh man the bitches are hot.


I guess those are the only 2 reasons why we shouldn't take out Norway.....I could think of some for France :thumbsup

"Norway --- resistance is futile..... YOU wil be assimilated"




50 - Hawaii
51 - Canada.
52 - Australia
53 - Norway
54 - ?

Take out Sweden instead.
You can stage the attacks from Norway.

Same here. One of my cousins was Miss Norway in the 90s


:)

I banged a Miss Norway contestant once.
I think she came in #7 in the finals.
Completely irrelevant ofcourse, but I just thought I'd get that one in :)

Only once? What was wrong with her? Did she have cooties?

No cooties, she had a boyfriend though.

Boyfriend --- cooties....... same thing sometimes.

She also wasnt too bright...
On the Miss Norway TV show, she said her interests were:
Snowboard and politics.
(Nice mix)

And if there was one thing she would really like to do if she could:
Go to the moon.

Blonde.

Norway is a NATO member, unfortunatelly it's not real :)

Norway's got oil too. And I'm sure if Bush andd Powell try hard enough, they could manufacture some proof that it also has WMD's and close ties with Al Qaida, possibly illegally harbouring Bin Ladin's sister-in-law's second nephew's cousin's old 3rd grade class mate. Yes, even if he lacks a leg and is retarded, he's still extremely dangerous and could cause large masses of the world population to die feeling sorry for him. :winkwink:

I'm with it. Norway and Sweden would be great additions to America. It would help us save the dissappearing blondes! Unfortunately I think Australia is next on our annexing list.

Just follow this map..

http://economist.com/images/20030621/CIN182.gif



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Fukkin cool! Venezuela is coming up soon! I'll start the invasion this fall... lemme grab some armored condoms and I'll get the party started!

Hmm, I dont get those stats, Norway is supposedly the worlds third biggest exporter of oil, and has enough to go another 50 years on the fields being pumped now. And there are tons more that have not been exploited / found yet...

I guess we are just keeping it on the down-low, so the US wont attack us.

Take Norway and Sweden ?

LOL.

Both countries has very hard rules for alcohol. You can't just go buy a sixpack. :(

Hmmph! We should free Tahiti from French influence first!

In Norway you can buy beer in every supemarket as soon as you turn 18 or have a 6 inch dick(which ever comes first of course)

And........... we have a stupid government which likes to front old values like fucked up christianity and all women should stay home and breed, breed, wash, breed.

So we would be a good hillbilly addition.

:eek7

as long as you're old enough you can buy all the beer you want

Venezuela is next!

They tried a "quiet takeover" last year, but that bounced back and, for once, Bush had nothing to say! :1orglaugh

Only in systembolaget.

I am from Denmark:Graucho

Norway produces more oil than Iraq.....

Oil Producers ranked by production in million barrels per day....
United States: 8.1
Sauda Arabia: 7.8
Russia: 6.2
Iran: 3.4
Norway: 3.1
Mexico: 3.0
Venezuela: 2.8
Iraq: 2.6

The above graph is misleading - It represents "oil reserves" which means how many more years they can continue producing oil at it's current levels.

Yep, I'm all for it. Let's invade Norway! Fuck it - Canada too!

:1orglaugh

Great, let's try to set a date.
Winters are pretty cold though, so might wanna schedule something for summer.

it's gonna be another...trouble in the history if they do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/u...milie_home.gif