A sunday joke
 

A guy goes to his optician for an eye examination. They start talking as the optician is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The optician says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
:1orglaugh

hah, thats dirty.

From a recent email...

From a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.


Monica Lewinsky turned 28. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.

i'd give that a 3.

i got crabs.

:(

Oz