10 Ways To Know It's An American Porn Shoot
 

10.) The chick in the shoot is bleached blonde with big giant fake tits.

9.) There's a black guy in it.

8.) There's a bald guy in it.

7.) There's a guy with a big beer belly in it.

6.) There's two bald black guys, one bald white guy with a beer belly and a blonde with big giant fake tits.

5.) Everybody is talking at the same time.

4.) Somewhere in the shoot a combustion engine is a key piece of the backdrop or foreground ( i.e. motorcycle, SUV, dirtbike.)

3.) No paintings reflecting the ambiance of fine art works of the masters and history prior to the Civil War. If any art it will be one of those 'Draw Tuffy' cartoons for that 'wanna be a professional artist' advertisement that you used to see in TV Guide.

2.) All the outlets are being used by appliances or equipment obviously off camera.

1.) Some loud mouthed jerk off camera giving us a play by play action overview complete with popular catch phrases and cartoon vocalizations.
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This is so true.

HaHa.