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DarkJedi 07-18-2003 08:11 AM

What's the secret to getting hot teenage girls to sleep with you?
 
I want the sex but they should also like me as a person.

Calvinguy 07-18-2003 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
...they should also like me as a person.
Thats probably the biggest problem :)

TheFLY 07-18-2003 08:17 AM

I've seen some older guys score with younger girls at coffee shops...

Or go back to college...

SENSEX 07-18-2003 08:21 AM

What's the secret to getting hot teenage girls to sleep with you?

the date rape drug, lots of booze, a big bank account, or tell them your a movie producer from Hollywood.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-18-2003 08:21 AM

Try driving an icecream truck..I hear thats a great way to meet young teenage girls :1orglaugh

or how about janitor at the local highschool...:thumbsup

sherie 07-18-2003 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Try driving an icecream truck..I hear thats a great way to meet young teenage girls :1orglaugh

or how about janitor at the local highschool...:thumbsup

LMFAO!! The creepy icecream guy!

KRL 07-18-2003 08:23 AM

http://www.everplanet.com/images/ferrari.jpg

:Graucho

chowda 07-18-2003 08:29 AM

tell them ur justin timberlake's older brother

mule 07-18-2003 08:30 AM

Join the marines and hang out in chatrooms

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-18-2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
LMFAO!! The creepy icecream guy!
whats even more creepy is a male on this board looking for ways to get teenagers to sleep with him.. give it up dude..:1orglaugh

foe 07-18-2003 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
http://www.everplanet.com/images/ferrari.jpg

:Graucho

that would do it

DonnelKobe 07-18-2003 08:47 AM

I would say treat them well... and get them before they enter college. I know a couple of couples with a 20 year difference and they usually met before the girl entered college. I think high school girls normally don't have that much world experience, and if you start showing some interest and start showing them the world, they will probably fall and remain devoted to you once they enter college. This recipe will either end in:

A) Fucking the girl over when you realize there are too many differences between you two (i.e. you don't understand why she can't appreciate Herbie Hancock and she doesn't understand why you can't appreciate Chingy)

or

B) You end up paranoid as fuck when she ends up dorming in college. There are 20 guys (usually buff) on her floor that are pre-med and you work in porn.

Nonetheless, if you just want ass this should work. But it probably won't last. And if you want more than one, it's going to take a lot of work. Teens are usually clingy.

In any case, I would start checking out some churches. Being a former Sunday School teacher and youth president, I can tell you that parents will let their teen daughter go anywhere with you if you go to the same church. (i'm not a pervert, there are no charges pending against me, it's just the truth)

If you live in Southern California, try working at Disneyland. The ratio of young teen girls to STRAIGHT men is like 5:1 there. When I used to work there it was unbelievable how much ass was available. A lot of the older gentleman that work there currently have great jobs in the day. I knew doctors and dentists that work there for the girls.

If you like foreign girls, I would check for a local foreign exchange student meeting place. In So-cal there is one in Huntington Beach where all types of young girls congregate and they are all looking for american boyfriends. The French ones are really hot.

Blast me if you will, but I'm just sharing what I've learned through experience. Churches are great 'cause you're not going to have an angry parent coming after you with a shotgun at the end of a date. Disneyland is one big mu-fu orgy. Foreign exchange student meeting place is a great place to bag some euros or asians. Bring your vx-2000 with you and say you're a film-maker trying to make a documentary.

These are the easiest ways.

DarkJedi 07-18-2003 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnelKobe
I would say treat them well... and get them before they enter college. I know a couple of couples with a 20 year difference and they usually met before the girl entered college. I think high school girls normally don't have that much world experience, and if you start showing some interest and start showing them the world, they will probably fall and remain devoted to you once they enter college. This recipe will either end in:

A) Fucking the girl over when you realize there are too many differences between you two (i.e. you don't understand why she can't appreciate Herbie Hancock and she doesn't understand why you can't appreciate Chingy)

or

B) You end up paranoid as fuck when she ends up dorming in college. There are 20 guys (usually buff) on her floor that are pre-med and you work in porn.

Nonetheless, if you just want ass this should work. But it probably won't last. And if you want more than one, it's going to take a lot of work. Teens are usually clingy.

In any case, I would start checking out some churches. Being a former Sunday School teacher and youth president, I can tell you that parents will let their teen daughter go anywhere with you if you go to the same church. (i'm not a pervert, there are no charges pending against me, it's just the truth)

If you live in Southern California, try working at Disneyland. The ratio of young teen girls to STRAIGHT men is like 5:1 there. When I used to work there it was unbelievable how much ass was available. A lot of the older gentleman that work there currently have great jobs in the day. I knew doctors and dentists that work there for the girls.

If you like foreign girls, I would check for a local foreign exchange student meeting place. In So-cal there is one in Huntington Beach where all types of young girls congregate and they are all looking for american boyfriends. The French ones are really hot.

Blast me if you will, but I'm just sharing what I've learned through experience. Churches are great 'cause you're not going to have an angry parent coming after you with a shotgun at the end of a date. Disneyland is one big mu-fu orgy. Foreign exchange student meeting place is a great place to bag some euros or asians. Bring your vx-2000 with you and say you're a film-maker trying to make a documentary.

These are the easiest ways.

Did you type all that ?

:helpme

PR_Phil 07-18-2003 08:51 AM

KRL's sig could probly bag some pretty sexy young bitches!

DonnelKobe 07-18-2003 08:53 AM

probably more than what you were looking for... i'm married now so I have to live vicariously through my friends so i always give this advice to everybody. i should keep it in my notepad.

:thumbsup

PR_Phil 07-18-2003 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnelKobe
I would say treat them well... and get them before they enter college. I know a couple of couples with a 20 year difference and they usually met before the girl entered college. I think high school girls normally don't have that much world experience, and if you start showing some interest and start showing them the world, they will probably fall and remain devoted to you once they enter college. This recipe will either end in:

A) Fucking the girl over when you realize there are too many differences between you two (i.e. you don't understand why she can't appreciate Herbie Hancock and she doesn't understand why you can't appreciate Chingy)

or

B) You end up paranoid as fuck when she ends up dorming in college. There are 20 guys (usually buff) on her floor that are pre-med and you work in porn.

Nonetheless, if you just want ass this should work. But it probably won't last. And if you want more than one, it's going to take a lot of work. Teens are usually clingy.

In any case, I would start checking out some churches. Being a former Sunday School teacher and youth president, I can tell you that parents will let their teen daughter go anywhere with you if you go to the same church. (i'm not a pervert, there are no charges pending against me, it's just the truth)

If you live in Southern California, try working at Disneyland. The ratio of young teen girls to STRAIGHT men is like 5:1 there. When I used to work there it was unbelievable how much ass was available. A lot of the older gentleman that work there currently have great jobs in the day. I knew doctors and dentists that work there for the girls.

If you like foreign girls, I would check for a local foreign exchange student meeting place. In So-cal there is one in Huntington Beach where all types of young girls congregate and they are all looking for american boyfriends. The French ones are really hot.

Blast me if you will, but I'm just sharing what I've learned through experience. Churches are great 'cause you're not going to have an angry parent coming after you with a shotgun at the end of a date. Disneyland is one big mu-fu orgy. Foreign exchange student meeting place is a great place to bag some euros or asians. Bring your vx-2000 with you and say you're a film-maker trying to make a documentary.

These are the easiest ways.

"know a couple of couples with a 20 year difference and they usually met before the girl entered college. "

average entrace age to college is 18-19 and these 40 year olds mot them before they went to college?

I don't mean to be rude but that sounds pretty bad to me. dating, fucking and marrying younger girls is fine with me but I don't think 40 year olds should be looking at underage girls like that!

toddtx 07-18-2003 08:55 AM

http://www.freshphotos.com/bill.jpg
and lots of it ,lol

eiht_98 07-18-2003 08:56 AM

bling bling is the secret

DarkJedi 07-18-2003 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil


"know a couple of couples with a 20 year difference and they usually met before the girl entered college. "

average entrace age to college is 18-19 and these 40 year olds mot them before they went to college?

I don't mean to be rude but that sounds pretty bad to me. dating, fucking and marrying younger girls is fine with me but I don't think 40 year olds should be looking at underage girls like that!


underage ?

under what age ?

DonnelKobe 07-18-2003 08:57 AM

yeah.. i don't condone it.. but who am i to judge??

The couples usually met when the girl was like 16... and they say they didn't have sex until she was 18, but who knows??

Those were usually the church ones and the parents were actually happy...

sherie 07-18-2003 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


whats even more creepy is a male on this board looking for ways to get teenagers to sleep with him.. give it up dude..:1orglaugh

Well unless he him self is a teenager, chances are he is...and if not, then yes it is fucking creepy!

DaveM 07-18-2003 08:58 AM

What's the secret to getting hot teenage girls to sleep with you?

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/...pour040997.gif

PR_Phil 07-18-2003 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi



underage ?

under what age ?

"The couples usually met when the girl was like 16... and they say they didn't have sex until she was 18, but who knows??"

richard 07-18-2003 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
Join the marines and hang out in chatrooms
Mule, he said teenage girls.

;-)

allamerican2003 07-18-2003 09:07 AM

http://www.prankplace.com/atm.htm

DeanCapture 07-18-2003 09:08 AM

Oliver Klozov knows the secret to how to get teenage girls to sleep with you - but he is not willing to share :(

He get's more young hot poon-tang in a month than most of you guys get in 3 years - of this I'm sure.

He is a ladies man :BangBang:


d*

Strife 07-18-2003 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
Join the marines and hang out in chatrooms
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-18-2003 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnelKobe


Churches are great 'cause you're not going to have an angry parent coming after you with a shotgun at the end of a date.

go to my church and try to date up my teenage daughter, if she doesnt shoot you... I sure as hell would.
Some of you guys live in fantasy land. what ever happened with making your own life and being happy... seems too many grown men place emphasis and happiness on trying to get down young girls panties (very creepy). I cant even tell you how many older guys (friends of families) that tried to sleep with me when i was between 12 and 16... I finally told my father of one of his closest friends that tried to "snuggle " with me at age 10 and would invite me over from skipping school to his house to hang out...he kept this shit up for over 6 years trying to get me into bed ( I guess after 16 i was too old for him..lol) 27 years later and my dad kicked the everliving dogshit out of this creep and ran him out of town.
I told my hubby if he feels the need to fuck teenagers, make sure she is over 18 so i can whore her out on the corner and I would :1orglaugh

toddtx 07-18-2003 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveM
What's the secret to getting hot teenage girls to sleep with you?

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/...pour040997.gif

SWEET is that a new flavor , off to the liqour store !!:thumbsup

SL|M! 07-18-2003 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveM
What's the secret to getting hot teenage girls to sleep with you?

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/...pour040997.gif

And a shot of GHB and she is yours for the night

Sassyass 07-18-2003 09:43 AM

write DJ+(girls initials) 4 eva on your notebook and leave it around the water fountain in your local high school

mule 07-18-2003 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by richard
Mule, he said teenage girls.

;-)

ah, right, I sorta missed that :)

PR_Phil 07-18-2003 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass
write DJ+(girls initials) 4 eva on your notebook and leave it around the water fountain in your local high school
or tell her she has a Sassy Ass!

Monique Niccole 07-18-2003 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnelKobe
In any case, I would start checking out some churches. Being a former Sunday School teacher and youth president, I can tell you that parents will let their teen daughter go anywhere with you if you go to the same church. (i'm not a pervert, there are no charges pending against me, it's just the truth)

If you live in Southern California, try working at Disneyland. The ratio of young teen girls to STRAIGHT men is like 5:1 there. When I used to work there it was unbelievable how much ass was available. A lot of the older gentleman that work there currently have great jobs in the day. I knew doctors and dentists that work there for the girls.

:eek7 Dude...you're creepy. And with a name like Kobe....

I hope you're just someone's character.

DonnelKobe 07-18-2003 10:03 AM

What's also good is luring them up to your hotel room and sexually assaulting them in a felonious mannor..

ztik 07-18-2003 10:05 AM

http://www.tnclearinghouse.com/images/Roofie1.gif

PR_Phil 07-18-2003 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnelKobe
What's also good is luring them up to your hotel room and sexually assaulting them in a felonious mannor..
teach me the ways oh great one!

Yo Adrian 07-18-2003 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnelKobe
I would say treat them well...
That would be your first mistake! Every guy they know tries to treat them well in hopes of getting the pussy.....you don't wanna be like all the other guys, you wanna roll up, be direct and assume they're down with you. If she's a bitch, fuck it...move onto the next, as long as you keep within a 1:10 ratio you're good.

Herb Kornfield 07-18-2003 10:10 AM

lots of cash.....

smack 07-18-2003 10:15 AM

they still make ruffies right? :Graucho

Krimsin 07-18-2003 10:17 AM

Take her to Prom, or Homecoming even, that's sooner than prom.
Oh and they love going to the Olive Garden. Hahahahahaha You can even buy her alcohol, just say she's your daughter! Sicko. hehe


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