Pick up line?
 

Pick up line?


Hey girl,
I like women
Women are beautiful
I like every bone in a womans body
especially mine.

wanna see my dong?

Let's make fuck

HEy bitch how bout we fuck?

I just want...bang bang bang.

ma, you look so pretty you look lika fuck'in turtle.

Chicks don't know how to respond

are your jeans made of windex?because I can see myself in your pants

nice tooth :Graucho

hahaha
I don't want relationship.. I just want.. bang bang bang
:D

That one actually works here in Georgia.


:glugglug

girl: So what do you like most in a woman?


answer: my dick.

Do you work for UPS?

Cause I swear you were checking out my package

"Hey whats your name"

"Ashley"

Pretend that you grab a piece of paper out of your pocket, check the list on it and say

"Ahhh, never had an Ashley before"

:winkwink:

Girl you are a dog

wanna bone?

Here's one Cassanova's:

Hi, my name is (insert name).

Works like a fucking charm. When it comes to pickup lines, women have heard more cheesy lines than your websites can pull up, so be yourself and you'll end up with the pussy.

Amen.

be yourself and you end up with :helpme

:glugglug

If that's the case, then work on yourself and try again

Believe me, pickup lines are Bullshit.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


Actually, the best line that I've ever heard was "Mind if I worship you?" Heard it in a BDSM club and just about laughed my ass off until I realized that the poor sot was serious.

my dick ain't gonna suck itself, bitch.

best pickup line:


Hi

end of story. K.I.S.S

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

be yourself?

ya like, hi i think you're cute, i don't wanna date or any of that shit, lets just jump in the sack so i can fuck your brains out. if i cum before you, hold that thought cuss i'll be back tomorrow.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Man, there is just not a smiley to show my laughter!

hey, wanna grind?

So who are you Dr. Phil???

Or let's just go with who are you?????

It's a joke bozo....get your dork to people translation book out you missed the chapter on just fucking around.

Let's remediate shall we...

Knock Knock.....


dont get up it's a joke you see...nobody uses the lines for real you twit its called humor...

I suggest you stop scratching out faces in your year book and stop making lists of people who will "Pay Some Day" and go engage in the real world have a laugh and most of all


.....stop thinking you have all the answers you fucking idiot

Do you like oranges?
Yes
So do i we have something in common lets have sex

nice font, wanna fuck?

you: "Got a boyfriend?"

her: "Yes."

you: "Want a manfriend?"

with all these gangsta bitches down here, i just crank up my beat, and the hop right in the car

Hi,

Do you swallow or gargle? :winkwink:

i have a penis you have a vagina. let's go.

Baby, you are hotter than a Great White concert!!!



Friend of mine actually said that to a girl in LA. Needless to say the results were not favorable.

You are assuming too much... Trannies! :helpme

Best way around here, with so many tourists, is to go up to a chick and say:
"Heeeey, how's it going? Remember me from friday? You were WASTED!"

Chances are they were. I have actually seen this one work, haha.

Whats a place like this doing around a nice girl like you?

Here are some more I found:

- Weren't you on Jerry Springer?

- The more you talk the less I want to have sex with you.

- You should consider yourself lucky that I'm talking to you... I usually don't lower my standards this far just to bust a nut.

- You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

- (Stare at her until she says "What!?") Then say "It isn't just gonna suck itself".

- What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

- You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

- You're ugly but you intrigue me.