WANTED: Weapons of mass destruction.
 

Every time I try getting back into the States from Mexico the fucking border patrol sifts through everything in my trailer. I can't get shit through! I've already been busted twice for trying to transport some heavy shit.

I've already got the rockets to launch the bitch. Now I need some ammo. It would be really sweet if someone could hook me up with a nuke, any size will do. I'll throw in a free 5 digit UIN if you can deliver to my front door.

Help a terrorist out!

Reported the FBI

https://tips.fbi.gov/

ive got paper clips. paper clips and rubber bands.
I W1LL R0X0R U J00! PWNED! :1orglaugh

when you're crossing the border, show some leg

I can deliver spears of mass destruction, interested?

<img src="http://democraticunderground.com/articles/03/07/12_spears.jpg">

My penis is pretty destructive as well as detachable.. get a quot eon shipping costs and I will send it to ya.

I don't get it!