What have you got against hackers?
 

Why don't ya just welcome them, then collect the people who use their hacks to gain access and threaten to report them to their isps if they do not ante up?

Reason why I hate hackers, crackers, script-kiddies.
I have had too much downtime b/c of them over the years, directly losing me money. Guy who nuked the network I was on for 2 1/2 days is serving time in jail at the moment.
ZoiNk