most drunk ever, ever.
 

Last night was the most drunk I think Ive ever been. Started drinking heavily when I woke up at 11am, didnt stop till 1 when I managed to pass out on my patio, leaving me to be perfect bait for my buddies to chief me with a fantastic blue permanent marker (which yes by the way, is not coming off) I woke up after about 30 minutes of being out to continue the drinking till 4am. Im still drunk, Blair was handed the camera, so i think Ill be on there like 40 times making out with chicks and doing whatever, I have no idea what went on. I apparently tried to make sweet sweet love to a chick on my living room floor, and another on the balcony - with all my 30 friends right there. The glow shit at the party was cool, I apparently was yelling at people on the microphone from the dj.. Yeah, so if ya didnt make it out, you missed my 21st birthday and the chance to see the resident drunk of http://www.drizunk.com go down in a ball of flames.
Im going to go pass out now, cause Im still staggering drunk, and its 7 hours later.

Go to sleep, but don't choke to death on your own puke.

Sounds like fun :glugglug

haha...I like these stories

Can't wait to see the pics Micah. :)

redshoe, I almost dont want to see the pics, Im going to be "that guy" and its gonna be really fuckin obvious. lol I gave up on passin out I found tequila in my fridge - I dont know how it got there.