how do you get rid of the smell of sex?
 

Ok I had sex not too long ago... first of all I am hoping my gf and I were quiet enough so my parents didnt hear us..

I will move out soon, so then I dont have to worry about this.

But in the morning I dont want my parents to walk in my room and know what was going on. So how do I get rid of the smell of sex in a way that it does not smell like I am covering something up?

either way my parents are cool and trust me. they probably would not care, but I would rather get rid of the smell if you know what i mean.

Thanks for answering my strange question :winkwink:

You live with your parents?

wash your ass

yup I am 20... moving out soon though :)

Install aircondition...

:thumbsup

already have it... but I have to keep my door closed to there is no air circulation :(

Your parents know you own pornsites. why would they care if you fuck your girl?

Gawd this takes me back a few decades. Ahhh, the memories. :D




I moved down to a room in the basement when I was like 19, and lived there for a few years. I never gave the "smell of sex" a second thought, although I snuck a shitload of girls down there.



Try burning a scented candle for a while, and toss your jizzed up sheets in the laundry. And open a window. That ought to freshen things up enough.









Either that or smoke a reefer. Mommy and daddy will forget all about their son having sex.

Get a Fan :321GFY

:1orglaugh LOL thanks guys... I am off to bed now

Tell your parents if youre not allowed to fuck girls its going to make you gay.

fuck moving out, save your cash if you can hack staying there.

I lived at home until I was 26.

Come on. Give your parents some credit. Their twenty year old son's girlfriend spent the night. What do you think they think is going on? Unless they're stupid, they're not stupid. :eek7

Just be respectful and courteous about it, such as by being quiet, but don't go crazy trying to hide things from them. If they come into your room and smell your girlfriend's snatch, that's okay. They came into your room.

Just hang up lots of Eric Estrada posters on your wall.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

do a shit in the corner?

Remove the chickens & goat, get rid of your superman costume, cover up the vibrators & dildos - for starters

Put out lots of ladies magazines with them "scratch-n'-sniff" perfume ads in them,


and scratch them ads right before mom comes in. :thumbsup

Take a shower, open the windows and wait a few hours... unless your girl has a stanky pussy. If that's the case then you will have to wait until tommorrow.:2 cents:

HAHA! i dunno why but that made me laugh

Burn some match hehe

tell them the truth.. They will be proud of you :Graucho

Wait, back it up here Stimpy. Do your parents make it a habit of walking into your room in the morning?


If so.... why? Are they mental?

Make your parents get used to the smell of incense and then burn some sticks while and after sex. That was what i did after smoking pot in the old dayz while living with my parents. then I left for good! :)

Get yourself a skunk and keep it in your room.

fuck her outdoors ;)

wash you hands with windex and the smell of jerking off will go away

Actually....
Take up fishing as a hobby, and keep your fishing gear in the room...you could fuck a blind streak then, and blame the smell on your gear :)

Get a gerbil. Them things stink to high heaven.

Just take up bong smoking.

hah..you are 20 and you are worried if your parents will find out you had sex...pathetic..go kill yourself

My armpits smell like yesterdays sex

I thought that was soooo funny! Literraly did LOL!

20 and you don't want your parents to think you may just possibly have sex sometimes? They'd probably be relieved to find out their son is normal. At the moment they probably sit there nightly wondering what's wrong with you.

I'm telling your parents what you do on the internet! :glugglug

Get a bottle of a spray called Ozium. That stuff wil get rid of any smell. Doesn't matter what it is, it will get rid of it. Animal smell, sex smell, pot smell, etc.

LOL its morning now and this thread is still going? hahaha

my parents did find out this morning, but they didnt give a shit. and no my parents dont normally walk in my room all the time, I just happen to be right across from their room. I dont think they smelled anything. I had my fan going full blast, just my gf was screaming a little bit. No biggie though, they know we have sexual relations.

Its true, they probably do think I am normal now.

I like the fucking outdoors thing... I have yet to try that, I want to do it in the middle of a forest sometime. :thumbsup

http://www.21stcenturymedical.com/oziumspray.html

BTW- there's what you are looking for. Shit works wonders!!

Wash your upper lip

you can get rid of it in theory by fucking again, to positives creates a negative... or wait.. i dunno... ya thats it!

oh do explain! :)

Fuck this was the worst sex advise I ever seen:moon

Just have cybersex and your problem are gone. Thats it:1orglaugh

Right on dude! :thumbsup :1orglaugh