Just out of boredom
 

I had the television on MTV and the new Road Rules was on. The men in the group had to learn a "strip" routing and perform it in front of at least 50 people. Their routine was made to be performed for the gay crowd from what it looked like with their intimate behavior. That's not the problem. The problem is one of the guys on the show is about 400 pounds of very flabby flesh.

He had to wear a fucking G string and watching his fat ass dance around on stage rubbing his sweaty flabby body up against the other guy just totally was more than I could handle after dinner.

There's this really cool thing they've recently added to TV sets..its called the off button.

These days you can even purchase something called a "remote control channel changer" - technology has really advanced:

http://www.helpfindit.com/SBELEC00080.html

I bet you wanted him bad :glugglug

you know the funny thing is I just had it on for the noise and then I heard some funky music and glanced up and then that's when I saw IT.

The sad thing is I couldn't stop looking at it. I guess it's morbid curiosity or something.

But no I didn't want him. I prefer my men a little less jiggly