Fucking College Fuckfest banner!
 

Okay, so I'm reading GFY, Winamp playing my favourite tunes, cold bottle of Stella Artois within easy reach, when the phone starts ringing.

Click the "pause" button, and answer the phone. It's my wife. Start chatting.

Reach for bottle of Stella. Take a swig. Put bottle down, but accidentally knock mouse with bottle.

Mouse pointer ends up on College Fuckfest banner. "Suck My Dick Bitch!" screams out of the speakers.

"What the hell was that?" demands my wife. Spend next five minutes convincing her that I'm all on my own, and not partaking in some alcohol fuelled orgy.

Tip for the future - ALWAYS press the "mute" button on the PC when answering the phone...

Your wife is next to me now

Loose the wife... keep the banner.

:glugglug

:glugglug Tell her to Swoit off Bitch and slam down the phone

Have you ever been to a public laundry mat, and done yours and your girl's laundry, only to come home, and have her say "Who's panties are these????!?!?!?!"

And there is no convincing her that it was probably some girl who left them in the dryer, no matter how much you just want to burst out laughing.... and she can see the nervous look masking your laughter, which makes it even more unconvincing.

That's the worst.

By the way... Send me all of your traffic.

Thanks in advance.

Wow. there seems to be quite a few instances where this banner has goten people in trouble. I think it ought to be....

Awww fuck it.... Put it on every page!

Lmao..thats a good one.
I just did that to my gf on the phone and she was like wtf are you doing.

She's bi and was at work..was wondering if I had a party going on without her here...lol
:glugglug

and you're from kentucky......go figure

:1orglaugh

I try to play as much porn on tv when telemarketers call me

Actually, I'm not from Kentucky.

I actually live about 10 miles from Louisville, in Indiana..lol

That's when you reload and put the mouse over the next banner

"click me now"

and then do it again...

"why don't you click me now huh?"

That'll convince her :thumbsup

sucker :Graucho

Allright, we all know that the "wife" part was actually "mom" but we won't tell. I promise.

LOL fucking funny!

At least it wasn't the talking mtree banner. Would of probably had you sleeping on the couch :)

Why are wives so uptight about porn anyway? They ought to be REAL women and look at porn WITH their husbands like I do. Except I look at it with my husband, not theirs. :)