Why I fired my secretary....
 

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday
and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning
anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday."

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said,

"Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
in a few minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake,

followed by my wife, children,
and dozens of our friends,
all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...

on the couch...

naked.

ahhahahahah funny

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Bwahhahahahahahaha

no way thats a true story.

haahaha....great story

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True or not, you know its happened to someone out there.
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LOL hahahahaha

FINALLY!!!!! AN ORIGINAL JOKE! I LAUGHED! OH MY GOD!!! I FEEL LIKE I AM HAPPY!!! THANK GOD!! THE INTERNET HAS A REASON TO EXIST..

NICE!!!!!!

That was a really good ending!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh dumb ass

That's fuckin FUNNY!

Who is the author?

Now that would make a great "Ow3ned" pic !!!!

omg thats funny.. i was thinking man this is a nice feel-good story.. then i got to the end lol

muahhahah :1orglaugh

Happy Birthday ROFL :1orglaugh

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Thank you for that. You made me giggle.

This was on one of those fact or fiction short story shows. I like this story better though.

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That's hilarious:1orglaugh :thumbsup

OMFG LMAO! :1orglaugh

That's the best story I've read in last few months

I almost pissed myself!! That's so funny!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good one :thumbsup

or you could have read it here...
http://www.thefunnypage.com/naked/naked.htm
or
http://www.geocities.com/wwjoke/htm/fired_secretary.htm
or
http://www.terrajoke.com/Archive.asp...Funny%20Quotes
or
http://www.madbull4.net/weblog/archives/000116.html
or
http://www.indiabook.com/cgi-bin/jokes/dost.cgi?ID=68
or
http://www.balloon-juice.com/archives/002476.html
or
292 other places that it is posted on the web

you are right heard it a year or 2 ago, it's still funny

Holy Shit! Sorry man, I couldn't help but laugh! I take it you've taken up residence in the dog house...

Thats fucking wild man

Priceless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice story..
Too bad it isn't true.. Hehe..

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