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TondaB 07-09-2003 10:49 AM

You know you're from Oklahoma if:
 
You know you're from Oklahoma if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Wetumka and
Chickasha.

2 . You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer,
and Christmas.

12. You measure distance in minutes.

13. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City".

14. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in
an airplane crash.

15. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this
conversation:"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."



On a side note...I will be out of town until Sunday. If you need anything please get with my sidekick Gabe at wegcash dot com!

John3 07-09-2003 11:28 AM

Dr. Pepper IS a kind of Coke, damnit!
But I agree with the sentiments about Oklahoma.

ou sucks

<IMX> 07-09-2003 11:32 AM

I've always liked OOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma!!!


Where the wind comes sweeping down the plane..........

Kimmykim 07-09-2003 11:34 AM

The two most boring football games I've ever been to both involved OU.

John3 07-09-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
The two most boring football games I've ever been to both involved OU.
I'd comment, but we haven't done so well against blow u the last three years :(

Kimmykim 07-09-2003 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

I'd comment, but we haven't done so well against blow u the last three years :(

Yeah that was one of them.

John3 07-09-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Yeah that was one of them.

The Tulane-UT game wasn't exactly riveting :winkwink:

clubsexy 07-09-2003 12:43 PM

My moms family is from Henrietta, OK.... I visited once and a second cousin wanted me to mess around with her....

I didn't though..... :1orglaugh

Herb Kornfield 07-09-2003 12:49 PM

Ok rocks man!!!!

VooDoo Man where are you at?

Tala 07-09-2003 12:51 PM

Bwahahaha! This also works for Tennessee with just a few minor changes.

eroswebmaster 07-09-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3
Dr. Pepper IS a kind of Coke, damnit!
But I agree with the sentiments about Oklahoma.

ou sucks

For those who don't get the "coke" part...it's how it is in Texas too.

Coke has become the word for describing ALL soft drinks.

You ask someone "would you like a coke?" They'll say something like..."yes give me a 7 up."

Or whatever flavor they like.

However in other states I have visited, and/or lived in if you asked "would you like a coke?" the response would be something like..."No, I'll have a 7 up if you have one."

Or "yeah." And then you get them an actual Coca Cola ;)

eroswebmaster 07-09-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
The two most boring football games I've ever been to both involved OU.
Being that you were probably living in Dallas at the time it was probably the Texas/OU games you went to.

I'd wager the partying in town was worth it tho' :thumbsup

It gets pretty crazy during Texas/OU weekend.

vegas2003 07-09-2003 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TondaB
You know you're from Oklahoma if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Wetumka and
Chickasha.

2 . You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer,
and Christmas.

12. You measure distance in minutes.

13. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City".

14. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in
an airplane crash.

15. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this
conversation:"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."



On a side note...I will be out of town until Sunday. If you need anything please get with my sidekick Gabe at wegcash dot com!

you like Jim Ross-the WWE announcer

drops 07-09-2003 04:38 PM

lol... so

TondaB 07-18-2003 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
The two most boring football games I've ever been to both involved OU.
Are you sure it was the football game or could it have been the company you were with?

Toker 07-18-2003 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TondaB
You know you're from Oklahoma if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Wetumka and
Chickasha.

2 . You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer,
and Christmas.

12. You measure distance in minutes.

13. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City".

14. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in
an airplane crash.

15. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this
conversation:"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."



On a side note...I will be out of town until Sunday. If you need anything please get with my sidekick Gabe at wegcash dot com!

Ya left out the best one to pronounce, it's the Mountains that run through it from the east..They're the Ouachitas!

Pronounced Wash It Taws

This is Cute Tho and TRUE!

TheViper 07-18-2003 10:25 AM

Any Okies around here?

dchottie 07-18-2003 12:44 PM

yes there are a few of us okies around here. And we are amused at all of this considering I haven't seen many people wearing bib overalls to funerals lately unless they were the deceased. Most of the old timers that utilized that particular dress code are long gone.

RockDaddy 07-18-2003 02:51 PM

Quote:

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
Damn funny and true!

nap 07-18-2003 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3
Dr. Pepper IS a kind of Coke, damnit!
But I agree with the sentiments about Oklahoma.

ou sucks

you know its on when we play the longhorns right?:BangBang:

nap 07-18-2003 08:36 PM

i'm an Okie and all of these apply to me accept
4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.
8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer,
and Christmas.

Sly_RJ 07-18-2003 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TondaB

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

I think this is true of anyone who lived in Tornado Alley. I loved tornado season, which was basically May through September.

:)

Mishi 07-19-2003 01:49 AM

I don't get the overalls thing, and I don't get the Coke thing...but then, I'm from Tulsa. Other Okies like to joke that Tulsans all have sunburns on the bottoms of their noses...

VirtuMike 07-19-2003 02:10 AM

You people don't know the first thing about college football. I'd like to take this opportunity to enlighten "all y'all."

Miami. If you are lucky enough to step on the turf against the Hurricanes, you will lose.

Any other football game is boring and unimportant. What really matters is whether your team makes the spread against the Canes.

nap 07-19-2003 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
You people don't know the first thing about college football. I'd like to take this opportunity to enlighten "all y'all."

Miami. If you are lucky enough to step on the turf against the Hurricanes, you will lose.

Any other football game is boring and unimportant. What really matters is whether your team makes the spread against the Canes.

get the fuck out of here. too bad they couldn't make it to play OU in the championship game a few years back, we would have found out who really runs football. oh yea, playing in that shitty football conference hasn't hurt them in getting those perfect seasons :1orglaugh lets see how they will do in the ACC

nap 07-19-2003 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mishi
I don't get the overalls thing, and I don't get the Coke thing...but then, I'm from Tulsa. Other Okies like to joke that Tulsans all have sunburns on the bottoms of their noses...

what part of tulsa are you from?

Gemini 07-19-2003 07:42 PM

11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas...


You OBVIOUSLY haven't spent a Winter with the Shawanoe on a Res. lol

completetosser 07-19-2003 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


For those who don't get the "coke" part...it's how it is in Texas too.

Coke has become the word for describing ALL soft drinks.


It's the same here in GA too

VirtuMike 07-20-2003 03:45 AM

Shitty football conference? You mean the Big East?

As I recall for the past couple years, TWO of the TOP FIVE teams were Big East. Those two are Miami and Virginia Tech. Do your homework before you go dreaming.

John3 07-20-2003 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Shitty football conference? You mean the Big East?

As I recall for the past couple years, TWO of the TOP FIVE teams were Big East. Those two are Miami and Virginia Tech. Do your homework before you go dreaming.

Virginia Tech finished outside the top 10 last year. Want to try again?

John3 07-20-2003 04:02 AM

Virginia Tech final ranking:
2002 - #18
2001 - # 18
2000 - #6

hmmmm.

nap 07-20-2003 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Shitty football conference? You mean the Big East?

As I recall for the past couple years, TWO of the TOP FIVE teams were Big East. Those two are Miami and Virginia Tech. Do your homework before you go dreaming.


to end the entire conference debate i will list the teams from big 12 that are in the top 25 EVERY year

OU
Texas
Nebraska
Kansas
Colorado
MU
OSU

Big east usually puts Miami in there. :1orglaugh real football my ass. if you want to see real football i suggest you buy a ncaa pass and watch the big 12 more. oh yea, Miami playing teams like FAMU is another great way to achieve that 13-0 season :thumbsup


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