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You know you're from Oklahoma if:
You know you're from Oklahoma if:
1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Wetumka and Chickasha. 2 . You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. 4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 7. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 10. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store. 11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. 12. You measure distance in minutes. 13. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City". 14. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. 15. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this conversation:"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." On a side note...I will be out of town until Sunday. If you need anything please get with my sidekick Gabe at wegcash dot com! |
Dr. Pepper IS a kind of Coke, damnit!
But I agree with the sentiments about Oklahoma. ou sucks |
I've always liked OOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma!!!
Where the wind comes sweeping down the plane.......... |
The two most boring football games I've ever been to both involved OU.
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My moms family is from Henrietta, OK.... I visited once and a second cousin wanted me to mess around with her....
I didn't though..... :1orglaugh |
Ok rocks man!!!!
VooDoo Man where are you at? |
Bwahahaha! This also works for Tennessee with just a few minor changes.
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Coke has become the word for describing ALL soft drinks. You ask someone "would you like a coke?" They'll say something like..."yes give me a 7 up." Or whatever flavor they like. However in other states I have visited, and/or lived in if you asked "would you like a coke?" the response would be something like..."No, I'll have a 7 up if you have one." Or "yeah." And then you get them an actual Coca Cola ;) |
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I'd wager the partying in town was worth it tho' :thumbsup It gets pretty crazy during Texas/OU weekend. |
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lol... so
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Pronounced Wash It Taws This is Cute Tho and TRUE! |
Any Okies around here?
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yes there are a few of us okies around here. And we are amused at all of this considering I haven't seen many people wearing bib overalls to funerals lately unless they were the deceased. Most of the old timers that utilized that particular dress code are long gone.
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i'm an Okie and all of these apply to me accept
4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. |
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I don't get the overalls thing, and I don't get the Coke thing...but then, I'm from Tulsa. Other Okies like to joke that Tulsans all have sunburns on the bottoms of their noses...
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You people don't know the first thing about college football. I'd like to take this opportunity to enlighten "all y'all."
Miami. If you are lucky enough to step on the turf against the Hurricanes, you will lose. Any other football game is boring and unimportant. What really matters is whether your team makes the spread against the Canes. |
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what part of tulsa are you from? |
11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas...
You OBVIOUSLY haven't spent a Winter with the Shawanoe on a Res. lol |
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Shitty football conference? You mean the Big East?
As I recall for the past couple years, TWO of the TOP FIVE teams were Big East. Those two are Miami and Virginia Tech. Do your homework before you go dreaming. |
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Virginia Tech final ranking:
2002 - #18 2001 - # 18 2000 - #6 hmmmm. |
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to end the entire conference debate i will list the teams from big 12 that are in the top 25 EVERY year OU Texas Nebraska Kansas Colorado MU OSU Big east usually puts Miami in there. :1orglaugh real football my ass. if you want to see real football i suggest you buy a ncaa pass and watch the big 12 more. oh yea, Miami playing teams like FAMU is another great way to achieve that 13-0 season :thumbsup |
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