what should I do with my ex girlfriend
 

we were together for a long time (10 years)....I know she left me for a motherfucking pig a couple of months ago even though she never admitted this....anyway to keep the story short for the last fcouple weeks she has been very nice with me (asking me when will we go to that place, when will we go together blah blah blah)....I thought maybe she is no longer with that bastard so there is still a chance for me....but the other day (it was 2 AM) I saw her car parked in front of that pig's house....people of GFY I know you have the right answer for me.....what should I do?:BangBang: :ak47:

forget about that lying bitch and move on.

Get a life.

Who has a girlfriend for 10 years??

KILL THEM BOTH!

Call Tom Leykis. :)

that would be an option...but he is a cop so he would probably kill me first :ak47:

Fuck her one last time and then throw her out. Make sure you cum on her face or in her purse or something.

strippers - go hook up with a stone cold hottie of a stripper then be seen with her - oh and then dump the hahahaha

damn....I wish I had some pictures of her....naked of course...she has a great body and the sex with her was great

Next time she asks "When will we go to that place blah blah blah". Just tell her, "I dont feel like going, ask (insert pigs name here) to take you, you two seem to be kicking it off..."

She went from a pornographer to a cop?

Whatever you do, don't piss her off. She's get you thrown in jail for something, or at least arrested.

Move on!

If she wants to be friends... and still wants to be part of your life so much...

the most damage you can do to her is just shut her out of your life.

"b-bye... hope you can live with yourself" type of situation and that's that.

Or, you could up it one better, and get yourself a perfect 10 (a 9 will do) to make out with the next time she's coming over ;)

Ya!


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yeah....I think I will do that.....

If you couldn't seal the deal after ten years its time to move the fuck on. If you love her (does love exist on GFY :Graucho) then maybe she is waiting for you to finally do something about it until shes out of your life forever. I say either grow some balls and get married or move on. There aint no point in having her as a GF any longer. If you dont intend to marry her dont bother with her anymore, but if you do, then make sure she understands that.

Anyway ten years with a GF is way too long.

hmmm....as I said we were together for 10 years....she was 16 when we started dating and during this time she already left me 2 times and came back crying on knees saying she made a big mistake and that I am the only one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I have a big heart :1orglaugh

Okay then... Have the last laugh instead. Fuck her one last time, pretend that you're about to cum and fill her up full of piss instead. :thumbsup Payback is a byatch...

Exactly.............. Don't do shit till you call him. He will tell you never go back with an X.. especially if she cheated on you.. DTB!!!!!!!!!!!! Forget about her.. Don't even pick up the phone when she calls

I don't believe in marriage )is this the correct word..bah I don't know)....and she doesn't either....

This seems a bit advanced but try this....move the fuck on!!!

there you go!

kick her bitch ass to the curb! :ak47:

One last fuck would be nice also, but like some of the other guys already said be careful what you say to her or what you do to her cuz that fucken pig can make life unbearable for you.

...and she is a lying bitch too....for the last few weeks she was telling me that she is alone at home and goes early in bed etc.....

and you know what...a few months ago he had a fight with one of my friiends and he kicked my friends ass real hard......and my friend is 190 cm and weights 110 kilos.....and never got his ass kicked before in a fight

Why would you want to go back to some chick you know lies to you?

More fish in the sea you know, doesn't seem like it now...

but obviously she is doing what SHE needs to do to feel safe and secure...

You doesn't care about your feelings or anything at all...

don't buy her bullshit, let her be the one that regrets walking away...

remove her phone number from all phones, block her number and whatnot...

it maybe hard now, but you won't regret it later

well tomorrow I will meet her and I will ask her if she went to bed early the other day too.....biiiiiiiiiiiitch

get tons and tons of naked pics of her... post them here on gfy and then give her the link in an email and tell her its over between you two


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I bet the bitch got hooked on the baton and just needed a fix.

?...I don't understand it because I'm not American

auto irony is ok
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damn....how do I make the picture show up

I bet they've all fucked her :2 cents:

WOW after ten years duh the sex would be great...I'd figure you both had each other down pat by then!

Do yourself a favor and move on....

Don't be :zzwhip by your ex...

why are you even talking to her long enough for her to ask you anything?

you deserve all the misery you bring on yourself

tell her your arent interested in her friendship or even her well being, and hang up the phone

find another and dont get so attached next time

She's been playing you. Grow some balls and move on. If you put up with this kind of bullshit multiple times there is probably no hope...:(

Leave her. But make sure you get one last fuck (use the double condom technique or you'll get stuck with a kid)

Then go find her best friend and fuck her brains out.. But make sure you do this before she finds out that you and your girlfriend and broken up or else it wont work. Nobody wants a single computer geek.

Whatever you do dont be her friend. You know the saying guys dont have any friends who are girls, just girls they havent fucked yet. You fucked this one and shes moved on so should you. Dont be there to support her and do shit for her, thats only worth doing if you get some nookie out of it, which you aint so fuck it.

But don't kill her, people having a great heart won't do that.

kILL HER

listen to this man.
my mom always told me... the best way to get over someone is to get under somone. take her advice.

to talk to her or see her is just a mind fuck on your part.

ice her... no contact... no nothing.

get out and enjoy yourself and move on

forget her.....MOVE ON ENJOY LIFE!:thumbsup