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escorpio 07-07-2003 12:21 AM

ho, 'ho, or hoe?
 
Writing smack and need to know once and for all the proper spelling of the shortend "whore". :helpme

Spunky 07-07-2003 12:22 AM

Girlfriend :glugglug

Tala 07-07-2003 12:22 AM

Properly written, it's 'ho. A hoe is a garden implement. Most people, however would recognize ho.

:)

iroc409 07-07-2003 12:23 AM

in reference to a girl it's generally 'ho', although i'm somewhat partial to 'hoe'... even though it's a garden instrument :)

SicChild 07-07-2003 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Properly written, it's 'ho. A hoe is a garden implement. Most people, however would recognize ho.

:)

what he said.

escorpio 07-07-2003 12:26 AM

Thank you ,Tala!:)

Tala 07-07-2003 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SicChild


what he said.

Let me ask you something. Would you name your son "Tala"???

RedShoe 07-07-2003 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Let me ask you something. Would you name your son "Tala"???
:1orglaugh


Yo SicChild, Tala's a cutie.


Johnny Cash has a cool song about a "boy named Sue."

Tala 07-07-2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Thank you ,Tala!:)
You're welcome! .... So why don't you get me to write that stuff for you? :Graucho :glugglug

Tala 07-07-2003 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe


:1orglaugh


Yo SicChild, Tala's a cutie.


Johnny Cash has a cool song about a "boy named Sue."

Aww, thank you RedShoe. :)


My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

Tala 07-07-2003 01:03 AM

I'm a change my title to "GFY resident thread-killer"

JDog 07-07-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Let me ask you something. Would you name your son "Tala"???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Uh, maybe I would, if I was high, or coked out, maybe :)

jDoG

escorpio 07-07-2003 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
You're welcome! .... So why don't you get me to write that stuff for you? :Graucho :glugglug
When I make enough $$$ to not have to write my own smack you're hired.

escorpio 07-07-2003 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Uh, maybe I would, if I was high, or coked out, maybe :)

jDoG

So that's a "yes"?

Tala 07-07-2003 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
When I make enough $$$ to not have to write my own smack you're hired.
I'll be here. :glugglug

Herb Kornfield 07-07-2003 07:33 AM

ho = one ho.
hoes = more than one ho

In a sentence " me an tha ho got freaky all damm nigh" = ho
In a sentence "Dem hoes is all up in mah shit damm!!" = hoes

[illnet]-Romeo 07-07-2003 08:17 AM

try hizzo


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