Some dude is talking dirty to me on ICQ
 

whats up I only like females!!!!

maybe he's a Guido too ? :Graucho

Sorry, I thought I was turning you on :(

Jon (8:20 PM) :
sup dude
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:20 PM) :
nothing you messaged earlier?
Jon (8:20 PM) :
yep...wanted to cyber
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:21 PM) :
lol
Jon (8:21 PM) :
wanna cyber?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:21 PM) :
you gay?
Jon (8:22 PM) :
yup
Jon (8:22 PM) :
you?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:22 PM) :
I am straight
Jon (8:22 PM) :
no one has to know
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:22 PM) :
its ok ill pass
Jon (8:22 PM) :
come on man...I'm hard and need to think about some guido dick to get off
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:23 PM) :
I cock is only avaialble for female pussy
Jon (8:23 PM) :
:( come on dude
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:24 PM) :
Hit -----up he is your type
Jon (8:24 PM) :
he isn't guido tho
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:24 PM) :
he is always looking for twinks
Jon (8:26 PM) :
please dude
Jon (8:26 PM) :
act like I'm a chick...
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:26 PM) :
Call a phone sex line
Jon (8:26 PM) :
k...whats your number and I'll call it
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:27 PM) :
no
Jon (8:27 PM) :
I pay good man
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:27 PM) :
who is this anyways?
Jon (8:28 PM) :
we've talked before...you know me
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:28 PM) :
refresh my memory
Jon (8:28 PM) :
you cybered with me before
Jon (8:29 PM) :
Everyone says guido's are hung like a horse
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:29 PM) :
thats true
Jon (8:29 PM) :
can I see it?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:30 PM) :
why ? I dont think you can handle it

:1orglaugh

Jon

If that is the Jon I'm thinking of then that is some funny shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jon (8:30 PM) :
I wanna at least try
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:31 PM) :
stick a cucumber up your but and try
Jon (8:31 PM) :
it doesn't feel as good as your guido dick
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:31 PM) :
guido cock is the best in the usa

it that you Jon?:1orglaugh

Jon (8:32 PM) :
then let me have some man...I ain't ever had any guido dick
Jon (8:32 PM) :
I give good head!!
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:32 PM) :
Have you any idea how thick and juicy it is?
Jon (8:32 PM) :
no...tell me about it
Jon (8:32 PM) :
Is it cut?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:32 PM) :
Girls walk funny for 2 days after I unleash my ding a ling onto their lasagna lips
Jon (8:33 PM) :
mmm...how big is it?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:33 PM) :
big ??? its massive
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:33 PM) :
ever seen an italian sausage hanging from the deli roof?
Jon (8:33 PM) :
no
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:33 PM) :
add 3 inches to that

Damn, dude, you never miss an opportunity to talk about your dick, do you?

Jon (8:34 PM) :
I have a picture in my mind...I bet you cum alot
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:34 PM) :
Yo i shoot its niagra falls yo
Jon (8:34 PM) :
damn...sounds yummy
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:35 PM) :
add hot sauce to it and its a tasty snack
Jon (8:35 PM) :
have you ever seen dildozers wang? Its small :-(
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:36 PM) :
hey you gotta play with what god gave you i guess
Jon (8:36 PM) :
yea...thats what I'm doing right now...I'm fucken hard as hell
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:36 PM) :
go get a hot big boobed slut and fuck her doggystyle rufff rufff

Guido fetish.
New niche.

:1orglaugh

GayICQMessages.com ?

:1orglaugh

LOL :1orglaugh :BangBang:

Jon (8:37 PM) :
but I'm gay man...and I only like guido men
Jon (8:37 PM) :
they know how to use thier dick
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:37 PM) :
how do you know?
Jon (8:38 PM) :
http://www.boners.com/content/787779.1.jpg Is this the size of your dick?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:38 PM) :
mines about that size
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:38 PM) :
but more veiny
Jon (8:39 PM) :
ahh ic
Jon (8:39 PM) :
you are sexy in your pics man
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:39 PM) :
yeah i know I am sizzling
Jon (8:39 PM) :
http://piss-pee-watersports.com/fuck...ges/middle.jpg This what it looks like when you fuck a chick?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:39 PM) :
yeah about right

I heard that guidos don't discriminate. :Graucho

Juicy, you're enjoying that conversation far too much :P

I agree

We'll need you to post your cock for verification Juicy.

on (8:40 PM) :
http://zortal.gr/images/upload/other/small_dick.jpg this is dildozer...I feel for him :-(
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:41 PM) :
damb thats tiny
Jon (8:41 PM) :
/me grabs on to your cock and plays with it...
Jon (8:41 PM) :
cyber is fun dude...lets do this
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:42 PM) :
i think you will cum too fast if we cyber
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:43 PM) :
You have any idea how hot and steamy i am ?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:44 PM) :
you blew your wad alreayd?
Jon (8:44 PM) :
was getting some tissue to get it ready
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:45 PM) :
kleenex or puffs plus?
Jon (8:45 PM) :
puff plus feels better on the dick
Jon (8:45 PM) :
brb let me grab some lube
Jon (8:45 PM) :
if we are gonna do this...gotta do it right
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:46 PM) :
yuse crisco oil
Jon (8:47 PM) :
k got some lube...now pull your dick out man
Jon (8:47 PM) :
you got lube?
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:48 PM) :
astroglideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jon (8:48 PM) :
k cool...rub some of that on that massive dick of yours
JuicyLinks Da Guido (8:48 PM) :
I like it dry and rough
Jon (8:48 PM) :
oh nice...
Jon (8:49 PM) :
what would you wanna do to me if I was over there rihgtn ow?

Damnit...he had to go right before I was about to cum


Why you gotta do that juicy...

Jon

funniest fucking thread. lol love it

I think Juicy's gay. I got one of my camgirls to hit him up on ICQ, and he told her he was too busy to cyber with her.

is this a guido jerking off?

http://www.adultcreation.com/fun/big.gif

No thanks Dildozer...I feel for him :-(

Jon

lol bitch

Lol :1orglaugh