Fireworks illegal in your area? improvise!
 

Cant get your hands on on bottle rockets this fourth? Fuck em.. all you need is some wide open space in the woods, a medium fire, and some empty aresol cans (spray paint, hair spray,ect)..

Toss one in the fire and get the fuck back. You will have at least 15 seconds to run and then the show begins.. expect a ball shaking "boom" and the occasional colored fireball!

Now for the warnings:
1. This is probably illegal! As is everything else that is entertaining
2. do not park cars within 50 feet of the fire, on rare occasion a can wont fully blow, it turns into a missle from the burning gas (they go slow enuff to give you enuff time to duck if it comes your way, but fast enuff to dent cars and spider windshields)
3.aways brush after every meal
4. You really dont want to do this in your back yard for many many reasons, most notably, the swat team response as everyone within 1/2 mile calls in bomb reports.
5.look both ways before crossing the street.
6.keep some water handy, when cans go, so do hot embers.. all over the fucking place.
7.just say no (unless your in the mood)
8. never assume a can is dead cause it didnt blow, some cans can hold some serious pressure (give it at least 5 minutes before you walk over to toss another one in, Ive never had one go over 3, but wait 5 to be safe)
9. laugh at the idiot that drove 800 miles for a couple of boxes of m-1000's
10.aresol cans, not propane dubmass, even if you think it's empty. bad bad bad idea.

Great way to goto jail for arson :thumbsup

Good way to catch a flying steel ball to the forehead too.

Do it during drought season,
i remember my friend did it once near the river, we were like 15 or something, bright orange, and we were like maybe 10 feet away, and waiting.. and waiting, all of a sudden my friend launches a rock on it, and there was a cloud of black or half a second and next thing we know there is orange paint all over the tree and near us, it was cool

Stay home and play with your barbies then:)

We've never had a problem some stomping on the ground or a squirt of water didnt handle. Then again, we do it on an open field thats all dirt. spose if it was full of leaves there may be a little issue.

do it in your fireplace.. that is the best place to do it!














(wonder if anyone is gonna do it)

Sounds interesting :Graucho