Man swaps balls and chains
 

Reading FHM and this was a funny short around the world article:

"An inmate granted three days' home leave requested to be returned to his cell after spending minutes with his wife. "We got a call saying he couldn't stand being with his wife and was it possible to come back," explained a spokesman from the Vigevano prison near Pavia, Italy. "He said he didn't want to spend another minute with her."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jDoG

I've volunteered to be deployed to combat zones to get away from my ex before, I know how this guy feels